What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing scrotum weights

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing scrotum weights

Um… yeah… I don’t want to know what that is… ever.

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing labia weights (scrotum weights repurposed)

 

[Cindy027]

Whaat??? Trubs removed his stretchy comment, damn had a good comeback (in my head)

 

[Trubbycat]

Aww I'm sorry.

Stretchy.

 

[hotoldrguy]

No rings on my fingers nor bells on my toes

or a bone in your nose, ho ho!

 

[hotoldrguy]

not wearing my red fishnet underwear

 

[BrendaBear]

not wearing my red fishnet underwear

I know… you keep wearing mine! You better not stretch that out again!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I know… you keep wearing mine! You better not stretch that out again!!!

sorry but I got excited

 

[BrendaBear]

sorry but I got excited

https://media1.tenor.com/m/MM8eUokyrFQAAAAC/station19-andy-herrera.gif

 

[mnbreastluver]

My tee shirt
S_X
P_N_S
F_ _K
PU_S_
BOO_S
_ _NDOM

Answer:
SIX, PANTS, FORK, PULSE, BOOKS and RANDOM

 

[Rj_1954]

It's all about ME, but

 

[BrendaBear]

It's all about ME, but
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OMG! I feel so guilty for laughing so much at this shirt.

 

[vibes]

Underwear

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm a Extrovert in Hell...

But I'm not wearing HORNS

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing my Slinky costume at Halloween when I come to Rj's house.

 

[Doodledude]

my popeye arms

 

[rd563]

a jock strap

 

[luckylegsat60]

A hockey jersey

 

[LilyV2]

Socks, a bra, or strapped on butterfly wings

 

[Amanda330]

A leather bodysuit

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing my Slinky costume at Halloween when I come to Rj's house.

You're welcome anytime...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm a Extrovert in Hell...


But I'm not wearing HORNS

My wonderful friend, I do not believe in hell. But if it exists, and it is tailored for you, (like Paul Simon trapped in an elevator for eternity listening to bad versions of his own songs), yours would be just you alone. And that, will not happen. You are loved and appreciated and will not be made to suffer…

…unless you didn’t feed Gossamer again…

 

[Rj_1954]

Just don't breathe because...


Not wearing a gas mask...

 

[BrendaBear]

A leather bodysuit

IKR? They don’t really stretch right…