Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

The first honourable mention goes to @SalaciousMonkey22 for an award he gave himself. Though I can’t disagree with him on this one.

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Oh good I was really hoping he would win something.
At least he always puts on a good show!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I feel like if you offer @SalaciousMonkey22 a crumb of attention he’ll follow you around for weeks and post about your assets.


I mean.., what?


@Indie

True. But I don't hate it.

 

[morelikeasong]

I think I’ve got the blowing part down…

 

[Apisto42]

No one asked you.

I don’t care. My opinion is obviously the only one that matters.

And you’re wrong to use margarine.

Remember that every time you do it wrong, I’m judging all over it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't like Mac and Cheese.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I'm 39 and I can't swim.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I also want to say congratulations to all my fellow winners. It’s great up here on the podium!!! Everyone here is amazing and @crazychemgirl is amazing for letting us know how much she appreciates us. Ditto babe

 

[MissLabelled]

I don't like Mac and Cheese.

As in all Mac and Cheese or just that abomination from a box?

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't like Mac and Cheese.

It is pretty American.

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm 39 and I can't swim.

Thankfully you have a very bouyant and delucious ass.

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm 39 and I can't swim.

I’ll save you. If my hands happen to grab your fabulous ass in the process, know it was entirely intentional.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m 55 and I can’t stop masturbating even though my mom said I’d go blind if I didn’t stop. At 40 I finally needed glasses.

I’m afraid this is all my insurance will cover.

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Any idea if these are available in prescription? It’ll help with the vision and may get me back into the Starbucks that banned me for life.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like if you offer @SalaciousMonkey22 a crumb of attention he’ll follow you around for weeks and post about your assets.


I mean.., what?


@Indie

It’s far too sweet a day for you to be this bitter

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you offer a gold star, @SalaciousMonkey22 definitely will

I’d do far more for a gold star than for a Klondike bar I tell you what.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s far too sweet a day for you to be this bitter

Hey, if you won't, I probably would. @Indie's ass is fantastic.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You? More to say??
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I earned my award fair and square.

 

[lavendersilk]

I earned my award fair and square.

By creating it!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hey, if you won't, I probably would. @Indie's ass is fantastic.

I find both of these comments resonate in my soul....

 

[BrendaBear]

I don't like Mac and Cheese.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/r322btJKK7EAAAAC/high-five-amy-santiago.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’d do far more for a gold star than for a Klondike bar I tell you what.

I find both of these comments resonate in my soul.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The ninth award for:


9. S&S popular category .. Best Newcomer
Goes to @EnbyKnight


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This poster came in strong and has quickly become a fan favourite amongst all of us. They have all the makings of a great shenanigang member.. thirst, love, support and fun … welcome!!!

I never doubted that quality would win over quantity. Congrats!

Have someone spellcheck this before you display it though.

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm 45 and I can't look people in the eye and talk at the same time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

By creating it!

Still. Counts.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I find I relate to this

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm 45 and I can't look people in the eye and talk at the same time.

Cuz you’re so cute strixy