Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

If you offer a gold star, @SalaciousMonkey22 definitely will

I feel like if you offer @SalaciousMonkey22 a crumb of attention he’ll follow you around for weeks and post about your assets.


I mean.., what?


@Indie

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hell, at least you sent the text.

But did I ???

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

 

[UnquietDreams]

But did I ???

Well...you said you did...so?

 

[lavendersilk]

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I'm 43 and I can't say the alphabet backwards.

 

[PassionatePanther]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I’m 45 and can’t change a tire. Even though both my brothers, my dad and hubby have all showed me .

 

[MissLabelled]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I’m 24 and I can’t tell the truth about my age.

 

[MissLabelled]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

OK, OK, I’ll be serious.

I’m 49 and I can’t drive a manual transmission.

 

[lavendersilk]

OK, OK, I’ll be serious.

I’m 49 and I can’t drive a manual transmission.

That doesn't look a day over 21.

 

[crazychemgirl]

OK, OK, I’ll be serious.

I’m 49 and I can’t drive a manual transmission.

I learned on my dad’s manual Jeep … I’m so glad I had that experience

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm 43 and I can't say the alphabet backwards.

I don’t think I can either??! …. Not unless I think about it as I’m doing it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m 45 and can’t change a tire. Even though both my brothers, my dad and hubby have all showed me .

This too… lmao

 

[lavendersilk]

I don’t think I can either??! …. Not unless I think about it as I’m doing it.

I used to believe it was a requirement if you got pulled over for a DUI. I can't do it sober... it wasn't true anyway.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I’m 32 and I can’t whistle

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m 32 and I can’t whistle

I can’t either!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

Same.

I’m 45 and can’t change a tire.

Same.

I’m 24 and I can’t tell the truth about my age.

I can, begrudgingly...

I’m 32 and I can’t whistle

I can.

I’m 49 and I can’t drive a manual transmission.

Same.

 

[MissLabelled]

That doesn't look a day over 21.

You flatter me!

I learned on my dad’s manual Jeep … I’m so glad I had that experience

A friend tried to teach me way back in the day but he moved away and I lost access to that car lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m 24 and I can’t tell the truth about my age.

FUCK! I just snorted coffee out my nose! YOU OWE ME A NEW NOSE!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m 32 and I can’t whistle

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I'm 44 and I can't throw a ball with any type of accuracy

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Ooooh this is a good one.


I’m 43 and I can’t dive into water

I am 55 and I can't make Craft Macaroni and Cheese. I can make it from scratch, at least three different ways, but whenever I try to make the box stuff, it turns to mush.

My kid thinks this is the funniest thing in the world.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The second award for:


2. Most Sarcastic Poster

Goes to @Wand3rlust

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This poster has definitely found a way to make every comment sarcastic … but in the best way possible

What the fuck?
I'm the sincerest person here.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m 32 and I can’t whistle

I can’t either!!!

Not a flex but I do this spontaneously without even thinking and as a kid my dad used to constantly tell me to stop. I still do it so I guess I was always bad at listening.

Same.

I’m just not good with things with “sticks” I suppose

 

[crazychemgirl]

What the fuck?
I'm the sincerest person here.

It’s out of love my dear


Plus … isn’t this one way better than that weird penis award from another thread?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm 43 and I can't say the alphabet backwards.

I'm pretty sure I can only do that when I am drunk.