Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

So… any lego stories involving bondage?

Asking for a f… naw, asking for me.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I did find a 5 min video of me assembling the Millennium Falcon

I have a 3 min video of me building a house. (I had some help).

 

[lavendersilk]

I have a 3 min video of me building a house. (I had some help).

Video?

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1dW6Yru5sM8AAAAC/when-your-friend-is-going-on-about-disgusting-kinks-its-only-half-the-stuff-youre-into.gif

 

[__Nathan1968]

Video?

Want my business card, too? Bit too much identifying info in it unfortunately.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Want my business card, too? Bit too much identifying info in it unfortunately.

Damn I was prepared for Lincoln logs....

 

[lavendersilk]

Want my business card, too? Bit too much identifying info in it unfortunately.

It's all good.

 

[BrendaBear]

Want my business card, too? Bit too much identifying info in it unfortunately.

C’mon, how hard can it be to find a dude named Nathan who hasn’t had sex since 1968???

Wait, what’s that?

That kind of thing isn’t tracked?

Oh… um…. Nevermind.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who has watched Mr and Mrs Smith? (Show not movie)

It’s in my queue!

I’ve watched it and thought it was good but sometimes a little slow. I’m definitely on board for a season 2. The actress playing Mrs. Smith is a veritable doll, too.

I still can’t help seeing her PEN15 character (based on her awkward younger self), no matter what she’s in

My hubby says that all the shows / movies we watch are either weird AF or are basically porn.


Or both. IYKYK

I am shocked! SHOCKED, I tells you!

Streaming services remember where you left off

Except Hulu, which says it will, then gets amnesia every few weeks

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

The male ego. They all want to believe they have eggplant girth. They can get a little purple-ish when in need of release though

And you can’t use an eggplant?

I’ve never tried, but they look waaay too big! Cucumbers look too big too, TBH. Haven’t tried those either

 

[BrendaBear]

My hubby says that all the shows / movies we watch are either weird AF or are basically porn.

So… you married a good man…

 

[Lmizzler]

ok shenanigang …


What is your guilty pleasure? What is something you have to limit yourself from doing; eating, watching .. or you will get completely overcome and can’t stop.

Ice cream?
Doritos?
Buttsecks?
Schitts creek?
PlayStation?
Flogging?

Ice cream. With or without a cone.

 

[BrendaBear]

Ice cream. With or without a cone.

Cone.

Cone? Like… Pauly Shore talking about cones?

….those came in pairs…. Just sayin….

 

[MissLabelled]

What is your guilty pleasure?y d… I’m dealing with imbecil

Watching TikTok videos that make me say "Fucking Americans"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Yall better come to my funeral and give the illusion that I was way cooler than I am.

I mean…
1) You’re not allowed to die first, but IF you did (damn water bottles and logging trucks)…
2) Absolutely. Slinky, full-length trumpet silhouette black dress, massive black hat, veil, loud sobbing, the whole 9

I think because it was the most phallic of the early emoji keyboards

Bananas were right there! And let’s be honest, even a banana is an exaggeration for some. Nothing wrong with that, but the male ego needs to be stroked with 2 hands

My parents grow them every summer. Maybe a Japanese type. They grow these little thorn things that hurt my hand when I pick them

That may have been their subtle way of telling you to stop fucking the produce!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ice cream. With or without a cone.

But, you'd get a waffle cone were one available, no? Because, you're not a heathen, right?

 

[BrendaBear]

Watching TikTok videos that make me say "Fucking Americans"

I have never been on tiktwat… but they have videos of Americans fucking? I didn’t realize that.

Still not going there… but wow.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yall better come to my funeral and give the illusion that I was way cooler than I am.

There is no cooler than you are.

Just stating facts here. It is what I do.

 

[subdudeme13]

Watching TikTok videos that make me say "Fucking Americans"

Is that a bad thing?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh … lol


Uhm… I think I’d prefer peach… or melon. Or … anything but a tiny pickle.

My melons are so heavy, can you hold them for me?

Me, my father and mother have all tried "Banana a la 'merican" with different reactions...

Me: It's fine. The banana overpowers the cheese flavor. It's kind of like a salty banana...

Dad: It would be better with cheddar or Muenster

Mom: It's good!

I take issue with that name! While it is American cheese, it was created by a crazy Canadian chemist! Just like how a Canadian created “Hawaiian” pizza with Hawaiian pineapples and Canadian bacon as a way to bring sweet and sour Chinese flavors onto Italian-American pizza, and it became the most popular pizza combination in Australia. Either way, I won’t have another Canadian atrocity attributed to America!

Better. But give me a good banana and peanut butter sammich any day

Peanut butter, Nutella and banana

Peanut butter and pickle sandwich for me.

Are you pregnant?!

 

[lavendersilk]

My melons are so heavy, can you hold them for me?

Sure!

I take issue with that name! While it is American cheese, it was created by a crazy Canadian chemist! Just like how a Canadian created “Hawaiian” pizza with Hawaiian pineapples and Canadian bacon as a way to bring sweet and sour Chinese flavors onto Italian-American pizza, and it became the most popular pizza combination in Australia. Either way, I won’t have another Canadian atrocity attributed to America!

Compromise? Banana a la Cana-merican

 

[UnquietDreams]

My melons are so heavy, can you hold them for me?

Absolutely!

Are you pregnant?!

Absolutely not!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do y'all remember in The Twilight Zone movie from the 80s that the kid ate PB cheeseburgers?

Peanut butter on burgers is goooooooood!

The Corvette Diner in San Diego has an Elvis burger with peanut butter. Ex-fiancé ordered it once, I only tried a tiny bite. Wasn’t impressed enough to order my own when we went back

I can now say I'm fucking an OnlyFans model.

I’m going to have to take your use of “OnlyFans model” with a grain of salt. No disrespect to sex workers, but camgirls and OnlyFans “models” are like the self-published authors and Instagram “influencers” of the adult entertainment industry. Anyone can make an account, but few actually make it.
Also, as a big-titted Latina, haven’t forgotten the extravagant claims about the effect you have on big-titted Latinas Sooo yeah…taking any claims you make with a grain of salt. *Makes the “I’m watching you” gesture*

You're good with your tongue? Game recognizes game.

LOL smoooooth way to let us all know you’re also good with your tongue

Valid. But PB is best when it’s kinda melty too. Such a conundrum.

Mmmmm melty PB I’ve been putting my PB, Nutella and banana sammiches in the toaster oven lately. So gooey. Soooooo good!!!

Eh, I disagree. I don’t like my PB melty. It’s a bit too messy for me.

Would recommend you try the above at least once!

I said I don’t separate the food on my plate anymore!!

I separate some As mentioned a day or two ago, sweet and savory breakfast foods get separated. Don’t want eggs getting all over the sweet stuff, or syrup all over the savory stuff. And before anyone asks, no, I do not like McGriddles

Yeah this tracks. It’s okay. PB is fantastic in all its myriad thermodynamic states. Though….I’ve never tried PB popsicles and now I’m vaguely intrigued.

I’ve never even heard of PB popsicles! I liked chocolate and PB together in ice cream too though, would try

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Used to have grilled pb and banana as a kid.

With a little honey drizzled in…man this meal got me through Covid.

And gained me too much damn weight. Well, it and the day drinking. But whatever.

Try it with Nutella too!

Umm ..it was my statement. And I read it. I am being impugned by a cait sith (I think).

Is this a reference to the Final Fantasy character, or the soul-stealing Celtic folklore?

ok shenanigang …


What is your guilty pleasure? What is something you have to limit yourself from doing; eating, watching .. or you will get completely overcome and can’t stop.

Ice cream?
Doritos?
Buttsecks?
Schitts creek?
PlayStation?
Flogging?

I eat Cheetos with chopsticks while playing games on my PlayStation. No messy Cheeto dust. No guilt. All pleasure!

You left Lit off the list...

Fuck. I take that back. Married men! I’m tryyyyying not to pick up any more of those particular guilty pleasures though

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this a reference to the Final Fantasy character, or the soul-stealing Celtic folklore?

Celtic myth. Scottish, to be exact. Irish would be cait sidh, but pronounced the same, "cat shee."

Mythology nerd, I. Less a video game nerd.

 

[morelikeasong]

Would recommend you try the above at least once!

I have! I don’t like bananas but I do tolerate them in certain situations. I can see why you’d love that one, it’s a good combo.