Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

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[Bry1313]

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Eggplant pie would be terrible

 

[lavendersilk]

Eggplant pie would be terrible

Ratatouille?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Eggplant pie would be terrible

You don't know that until you try it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ratatouille?

Would you fuck ratatouille?

 

[lavendersilk]

Would you fuck ratatouille?

At this point, isn't it obvious?

 

[LupineOne]

Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

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Thoughts?

Well not with THAT attitude they're not.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would you fuck ratatouille?

Hmmm...would it buy me dinner first?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Thoughts?

But food IS pleasure..


… I say as I scarf down a chocolate girl guide cookie

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yall better come to my funeral and give the illusion that I was way cooler than I am.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The moment you find out your FWB finally started an OnlyFans.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Thoughts?

No. They are both.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Yall better come to my funeral and give the illusion that I was way cooler than I am.

I am torn between "No, you can never die!" and "Yeah, that would be cool!"

 

[lavendersilk]

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Are you happy you hit it for free?

 

[VoraciousValue]

Are you happy you hit it for free?

Damn straight!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

How did the eggplant emoji become synonymous with dicks? … I’ve never seen a dick that even remotely resembled an eggplant

I think because it was the most phallic of the early emoji keyboards

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t want to try butt butter.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think because it was the most phallic of the early emoji keyboards

Oh, you kids and your emojis!

We had 8=====D and it was just fine!

Stupid young people, changing all the sex things to plants. Weird, just weird...

 

[Bry1313]

Would you fuck ratatouille?

No comment

 

[LupineOne]

Oh, you kids and your emojis!

We had 8=====D and it was just fine!

Stupid young people, changing all the sex things to plants. Weird, just weird...

I’d forgotten about that

 

[Bry1313]

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Yall better come to my funeral and give the illusion that I was way cooler than I am.

Readies plagiarism lawsuit for lack of citing where your original source was from.

 

[LupineOne]

No. They are both.

Correct.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’d forgotten about that

You're a baby.

 

[Bry1313]

But food IS pleasure..


… I say as I scarf down a chocolate girl guide cookie

Is a girl guide cookie made from a real girl guide?



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