Endless Ends

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Chainsaw rule #1 - learn from other's mistakes !

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The one where the guy is standing on the branch.

Standing. On. The Branch.

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To start the saw, you must become the saw.

Evil Deeeeeeeeead!!!

I really need to see this movie again.

 

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My precipitation enforced enclosure left me with time to think about, you know, stuff.

The whole Nosferatu reboot is nerve wracking. The are going to ruin it. Ruin it!

Some things are just too iconic to be rebooted. Nicholas Cage had the right idea with Shadow of the Vampire (2000). A retell, from a completely unique angle. That's the way to do these things.

#horrorremakedoneright


This subject will retain its grip until I manage sleep.

Gah!

 

[hotwords229_A]

My precipitation enforced enclosure left me with time to think about, you know, stuff.

The whole Nosferatu reboot is nerve wracking. The are going to ruin it. Ruin it!

Some things are just too iconic to be rebooted. Nicholas Cage had the right idea with Shadow of the Vampire (2000). A retell, from a completely unique angle. That's the way to do these things.

#horrorremakedoneright


This subject will retain its grip until I manage sleep.

Gah!

https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/willem-dafoe-as-albin-eberhart-von-franz-yelling-inside-a-burning-church-in-nosferatu.jpg
On the other hand, this is the only image released thus far and it looks glorious.
One thing this director does better than anybody is giving his movies a look. This even has the orange tint of a silent film and I like it.
Where he sometimes fails is in the writing, but this is also the first thing he hasn’t exactly written. It already has a beginning, middle and end built in, so we may be in good shape.

#hopeful

 

[Endless_Night]

https://static1.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/willem-dafoe-as-albin-eberhart-von-franz-yelling-inside-a-burning-church-in-nosferatu.jpg
On the other hand, this is the only image released thus far and it looks glorious.
One thing this director does better than anybody is giving his movies a look. This even has the orange tint of a silent film and I like it.
Where he sometimes fails is in the writing, but this is also the first thing he hasn’t exactly written. It already has a beginning, middle and end built in, so we may be in good shape.

#hopeful

That is one spectacular still.

I have not seen any other films by Robert Eggers. You being something of a purist gives me a little hope, but I remain . . . leery.

#suspicious

 

[hotwords229_A]

That is one spectacular still.

I have not seen any other films by Robert Eggers. You being something of a purist gives me a little hope, but I remain . . . . leery.

#suspicious

A wise choice.

 

[Endless_Night]

It occurs.

How I can watch things like Llamagedden (2015) yet quibble about passable remakes is a conundrum even to myself.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It occurs.

How I can watch things like Llamagedden (2015) yet quibble about passable remakes is a conundrum even to myself.

Because Llamgedden tells you what you are in for right off the bat.
But a remake of a classic is a black hole of bad choice possibilities.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also, I was wrong!

There have been two, count 'em, two Nosferatu remakes. Nosferatu the Vampyr (1979) and a Kickstarter effort that, oddly, had a limited release in 2023.

That last is pretty amazing as the Kickstarter was 2014. Kickstarters that take that long rarely deliver. Kudos to them.

 

[Endless_Night]

Because Llamgedden tells you what you are in for right off the bat.
But a remake of a classic is a black hole of bad choice possibilities.

This is true. And even I don't expect sci-fi name Llamadedden to deliver anything but laughs. (Hopefully. )

Just . . .

DON'T MESS UP MY CLASSICS




I won't be able to sleep nights till this thing premieres.

Which, is like a year, God/s help me.

 

[Endless_Night]

I have discovered the secret to clearing paperwork that's been in procrastination induced abeyance for three months.

Put on a B sci-fi movie in the background that's so bad even I can't watch.


For any other slackers out there, I make you a present.

Dawn of the Mummy (1981)


Huh. Wiki says the film was seized for obscenity in the UK. Though further reading indicates that might be gore related rather than sex?

My view must have been the edited version.

Gore and sex might have been an improvement.

At least I would have been distracted enough to cover my eyes.

 

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Maybe I should have on Llamageddon.

 

[Apisto42]

If it’s 3 months old, it’s find the best way to clear it is with a shredder.

 

[Endless_Night]

If it’s 3 months old, it’s find the best way to clear it is with a shredder.

Believe me, I so woulda if I coulda.

 

[Endless_Night]

Speaking of remakes.

Or at least resurrection of literary characters from the past. Odd how productions travel linear, in prompt succession, like some type of perpetual film ouroboros.

Currently there seems to be a little run on hardboiled American detectives. First Liam Neeson in Marlow (2022). Now Clive Owen in Monsieur Spade (2023).

I haven't seen the first, but the second is quite interesting. And surprising. I would never have pictured Owen as the rough and ready cynical Spade. He even manages an offbeat (for him) drawly accent that really recalls 1930 film detectives.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have discovered the secret to clearing paperwork that's been in procrastination induced abeyance for three months.

Put on a B sci-fi movie in the background that's so bad even I can't watch.


For any other slackers out there, I make you a present.

Dawn of the Mummy (1981)


Huh. Wiki says the film was seized for obscenity in the UK. Though further reading indicates that might be gore related rather than sex?

My view must have been the edited version.

Gore and sex might have been an improvement.

At least I would have been distracted enough to cover my eyes.

I’ve never heard of this one, but it is from the director of “Queen Kong”, so it must be crap.
Also, based on the description, to have no nudity or sex in the story is actually pretty offensive.
I’ll skip this one.

Have you ever seen Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)? I just watched it the other day (on Tubi) and it was enjoyably terrible.

ETA: I should include a warning that it shows a human heart operation (real stock footage) so be warned if that bothers you.

 

[Apisto42]

Speaking of remakes.

Or at least resurrection of literary characters from the past. Odd how productions travel linear, in prompt succession, like some type of perpetual film ouroboros.

Currently there seems to be a little run on hardboiled American detectives. First Liam Neeson in Marlow (2022). Now Clive Owen in Monsieur Spade (2023).

I haven't seen the first, but the second is quite interesting. And surprising. I would never have pictured Owen as the rough and ready cynical Spade. He even manages an offbeat (for him) drawly accent that really recalls 1930 film detectives.

We’re liking Monsieur Spade. Very well done.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’ve never heard of this one, but it is from the director of “Queen Kong”, so it must be crap.

Oh, my.

Queen Kong?!

With all the gender roles reversed, including Ray Fay?! How can that not be awesome.

Huh. It's a 3.3 on IMDB, so maybe not.

Have you ever seen Night of the Bloody Apes (1969)? I just watched it the other day (on Tubi) and it was enjoyably terrible.

I have not. *puts it on the list*

ETA: I should include a warning that it shows a human heart operation (real stock footage) so be warned if that bothers you.

Ewwww.

*takes it off the list*

Well. . .how long is that scene? Approximately.

 

[Endless_Night]

We’re liking Monsieur Spade. Very well done.

Agreed.

When I first saw the preview I raised an eyebrow. Really, American icon Spade transplanted to France? Eh. Hard to see how that was going to work.

Learned a bit about about history, too. I had no idea France had colonized Algeria, or fought a bloody war to retain ownership.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh, my.

Queen Kong?!

With all the gender roles reversed, including Ray Fay?! How can that not be awesome.

Huh. It's a 3.3 on IMDB, so maybe not.

It’s bad. Like really bad. Fun idea though.

I have not. *puts it on the list*


Ewwww.

*takes it off the list*

Well. . .how long is that scene? Approximately.

They show it twice and really milk it. It’s probably better off not being on your list. After I thought more about it, it is pretty gory.

 

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Dang it, @hotwords229_A!

The lure of the Queen Kong (1976) was too much.

I took a quick break from paint prep and found it on YouTube. So far:

-The ships crew are all hotties in full makeup.
-Ditto the natives (the queen wears high heels ).
-The ships name is Liberated Lady.
-The director wanders through the market with her hair tucked in the sides of her visor, which - has to be the weirdest hair fashion statement ever.
-Filmed in the mid-70s, but views like a 60’s screwball British comedy?
-The leading male is . . . oddly unattractive for the role. *confused icon*
-Super odd impromptu musical number.
-The dialogue. *shudders*

That’s ~25 minutes in.
Ray Fay was just abducted.
By natives dressed like they're at a Hawaiian Luau.

As a King Kong parody and spoof of gender roles, I totally get it.

As a human against her eyes and ears bleeding - I object!!!

Idk if I’m gonna make the rest of this. . . .

*goes back to wall patching*

 

[Endless_Night]

Prepped. Everything.

*thunk*

I now collapse on the couch to vegetate with some sci-fi.

Not Queen Kong.


Maybe tomorrow.





Or maybe not.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Dang it, @hotwords229_A!

The lure of the Queen Kong (1976) was too much.

I took a quick break from paint prep and found it on YouTube. So far:

-The ships crew are all hotties in full makeup.
-Ditto the natives (the queen wears high heels ).
-The ships name is Liberated Lady.
-The director wanders through the market with her hair tucked in the sides of her visor, which - has to be the weirdest hair fashion statement ever.
-Filmed in the mid-70s, but views like a 60’s screwball British comedy?
-The leading male is . . . oddly unattractive for the role. *confused icon*
-Super odd impromptu musical number.
-The dialogue. *shudders*

That’s ~25 minutes in.
Ray Fay was just abducted.
By natives dressed like they're at a Hawaiian Luau.

As a King Kong parody and spoof of gender roles, I totally get it.

As a human against her eyes and ears bleeding - I object!!!

Idk if I’m gonna make the rest of this. . . .

*goes back to wall patching*

I clearly said it’s a BAD movie! And I haven’t even seen the whole thing, only enough to know not to watch the rest.

 

[Endless_Night]

I clearly said it’s a BAD movie! And I haven’t even seen the whole thing, only enough to know not to watch the rest.

Oh, you absolutely did!

This decision - a bad one - rests entirely with me.

I do so hate to DNF bad sci-fi movies, but I don't think I can manage this one.

 

[Endless_Night]

Pointless Ramblings for a Saturday


1) Will I get out of pajamas today? *weighs options*

2) I now own a fancy gua sha.

If only I knew what to do with it.

3) A search to determine how many types of pronouns yielded anywhere from 7 to 11. *wildly confused icon*

EVEN THE INTERNET DOES NOT KNOW

 

[hotwords229_A]

I now own a fancy gua sha.

A few of the words in this sentence are words.