Sex & Shenanigans

[JerseyJade]

Shrubbery!

Obviously we're talking about a different kind of shrubbery!

 

[lavendersilk]

Do you dip your skinny men in butter before devouring them?

They come pre-buttered.

 

[jason28053]

Obviously we're talking about a different kind of shrubbery!

Yeah, who trims their bush with a herring?

 

[morelikeasong]

Do you dip your skinny men in butter before devouring them?

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[JerseyJade]

Yeah, who trims their bush with a herring?

NOT ME!

 

[Apisto42]

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Modern milkmaid. I like the way you think.

 

[crazychemgirl]

They come pre-buttered.

Do you need me to assign someone to butter your muffin?

 

[Apisto42]

NOT ME!

do you save the herring for a post sex snack?

 

[jason28053]

NOT ME!

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[JerseyJade]

do you save the herring for a post sex snack?

Sure... we can call it a herring if you like. Whatever works for you.

Time to go home to my babies. Thanks for the laughs guys. It was fun.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Here ya go, Indie. This might work better.

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Jesus H Christ! Only seconds ago I was shopping for weed trimmer parts, and . . . somehow . . . Bezos knows I'm here!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

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@crazychemgirl I think MLAS needs that tik tok you shared recently

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl I think MLAS needs that tik tok you shared recently

Omg… trauma.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMBo36F9/

 

[lavendersilk]

Do you need me to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Yes. I'll PM you my address.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you need me to assign someone to butter your muffin?

I did! I understood that reference.

 

[morelikeasong]

Omg… trauma.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMBo36F9/

What. The. Fuck.

This is satire… right?

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm in a waiting room, patiently waiting for my facial.

Yep, I'm just going to leave that here as is.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Omg… trauma.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMBo36F9/

Before anyone says it.

No. That's not me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm craving seafood now...

And I'm craving oysters.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Obviously we're talking about a different kind of shrubbery!

We are the knights, who say.... "ni!"

 

[crazychemgirl]

What. The. Fuck.

This is satire… right?

I mean…, at this point in the world I really wouldn’t be shocked if it were real

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm in a waiting room, patiently waiting for my facial.

Yep, I'm just going to leave that here as is.

I've had a couple of those recently. They were lovely. Enjoy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I did! I understood that reference.

Yes!!!

 

[MissLabelled]

Omg… trauma.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMBo36F9/

What. The. Fuck.

This is satire… right?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/nbxPmGhFU8Mute0ABC/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952qk0qt8ro6hz84faxuli3yyb3lghhg1o8gg87vc1j&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

Yes. I'll PM you my address.

She’s on her way


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