Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Pssst! You gotta little sumthin between your teeth there.

If Apisto took a little more care in manscaping that wouldn't keep happening

 

[JerseyJade]

If Apisto took a little more care in manscaping that wouldn't keep happening

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

 

[Apisto42]

If Apisto took a little more care in manscaping that wouldn't keep happening

Sorry doll, it’s been a crazy couple decades…

And the fact that I really need reading glasses, but then I’m too far away really makes the manscaping an issue.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sorry doll, it’s been a crazy couple decades…

And the fact that I really need reading glasses, but then I’m too far away really makes the manscaping an issue.

Here. I'll help.

 

[lavendersilk]

Open wide.

I feel like this was for me. I know @Apisto42 was quoted but...

 

[JerseyJade]

Here. I'll help.

Here ya go, Indie. This might work better.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4d921f76-0ad4-4ad0-83d1-8e278b4caab2.fcb70a61619425937104b99ee1708622.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

 

[Apisto42]

Here. I'll help.

Sounds like a plan. Can I get the almond oil afterwards?

I feel like this was for me. I know @Apisto42 was quoted but...

Sharing is caring.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Here ya go, Indie. This might work better.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4d921f76-0ad4-4ad0-83d1-8e278b4caab2.fcb70a61619425937104b99ee1708622.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

Ohhhh Apisto!!!!! Come here, darling.

 

[Apisto42]

Here ya go, Indie. This might work better.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4d921f76-0ad4-4ad0-83d1-8e278b4caab2.fcb70a61619425937104b99ee1708622.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

For fuck’s sake JJ, get a real man’s tool to do the job properly:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71gMmX6mapL.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Today

Ay … welcome too… 3000+ pages ago.


Good name though. Love that show.

 

[JerseyJade]

For fuck’s sake JJ, get a real man’s tool to do the job properly:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71gMmX6mapL.jpg

Lmao!

 

[jason28053]

For fuck’s sake JJ, get a real man’s tool to do the job properly:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71gMmX6mapL.jpg

Just be careful when you get near your tool

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welcome to the 3rd Round of the Completely Famous Sex & Shenanigans Awards

We’re Celebrating 3000 Pages of Shenanigans

These Awards are for ALL OF YOU… you guys are what make this place what it is. The fun, inclusive, chaotic crazy mess it is. So thank you all.

Ok … are you ready?

There are 10 Categories and you can nominate up to 3 posters per category. You can also write in a category nomination .. if it’s funny enough it might get included as an honourable mention.

​

1. Poster who is always ready to jump in for some sexy adventures.. aka The Quagmire

2. Most Sarcastic Poster

3. Poster who always brings the Sexy Energy

4. Poster who never misses a thing .. aka The Armageddon Award

5. Poster who always has a helpful or friendly comment … aka the friendly neighbor award

6. Poster who always shares a lot … aka the TMI Award

7. Poster who only pops in and out occasionally .. aka the Whack-A-Mole award

8. Poster who always does what they are told .. aka The Teachers Pet Award

9. S&S popular category .. Best Newcomer

10. First ever S&S dual award … posters who make the best (or worst) couple on lit (friends or enemies.. you decide)

As before … please PM me with your nominations … and winners will be announced… whenever I fucking feel like it.

Bump

 

[BrendaBear]

Just be careful when you get near your tool

So… no tool on tool um… cosmetics?

 

[jason28053]

So… no tool on tool um… cosmetics?

Only to sharpen the blades

 

[BrendaBear]

if it is I also have multiple personalities because I sure as fuck didnt make it

Me neither.

Wasn't me.

Wasn’t me either.

There… fixed it for you.

 

[jason28053]

Here ya go, Indie. This might work better.

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/4d921f76-0ad4-4ad0-83d1-8e278b4caab2.fcb70a61619425937104b99ee1708622.jpeg?odnWidth=1000&odnHeight=1000&odnBg=ffffff

https://imgur.com/a/I8pa10N

 

[JerseyJade]

https://imgur.com/a/I8pa10N

No bushes in my yard.

 

[Apisto42]

No bushes in my yard.

Not even …

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[JerseyJade]

Not even …

WTF did I just watch???

 

[lavendersilk]

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I'm craving seafood now...

 

[Apisto42]

WTF did I just watch???

Shrubbery!

 

[Apisto42]

I'm craving seafood now...

Do you dip your skinny men in butter before devouring them?

 

[lavendersilk]

WTF did I just watch???

British comedy.