Sex & Shenanigans

Because, the reat of us really dig bacon.

As someone who is almost always the outsider and doesn’t eat what everyone else says gives life meaning… I am happy to say I do love bacon.

And I also love picking on @SirConradPeckereye even if it is just for typos… because, well, who doesn’t love picking on Sir Conrad Peckereye??? 🤭🤭🤭
Yea yea yea... well it's fixed now......so🤪
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Same here!

I'll bring a shrubbery and we can taunt the PESANTS all day!🧐🎩
Many years ago, my best friend (now passed on) and I were walking through a home improvement store and suddenly broke into swapping lines… “well, how do you get to be king then.” “The lady of the lake…”

Until that moment, I am sure neither of us realized we had watched that movie entirely too many times…

But the people look at us like we were crazy? Worth it!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
Whoever posted the video of how to fold a fitted sheet I'd like to say thanks, I've used it 4 times in work tonight.

Also will someone please change the battery in the smoke detector the chirpy bastard 🤬
 
Miss Indie? What homework are you talking about 🤣

Wrong. Asian men don't grow mustaches

wait? What homework are YOU talking about?

this is an unkind stereotype. 😝
It’s the babyfaces. They CAN grow mustaches, but…okay so with Asian genes, they look 12 until they’re 25, then look 18 until they’re 50, at which point they look 30 until they’re 75, at which point they look 95. So a young Asian man with a mustache is like seeing a toddler in a business suit 🤭
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Did you just call Trader Joe’s small?
Yes. The stores themselves are much smaller than supermarkets

Mine are not perky 😔 maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough
I feel that too. They’re still amazing and so much fun though 😊

I'm putting that down, #3 on our list of Lit-ism
#3 is “click every emoji.” That can be…#6?

I love picking strawberries. But it offends me that I pay more to pick them than to have them picked for me
Isn’t strawberry-picking among the most labor-intensive and hazardous types of harvesting? They’re low to the ground (i.e. hard on the back) and would tear up hands without special gloves. Laborers don’t get paid nearly enough for it! Couldn’t imagine paying to do it myself

My favorite are the ones about the size of my hand, and just a little larger are best....
I'm not picky, I just know what I like...
How about you @Bry1313
So…not the kind that could suffocate a fully-grown adult? 🥺

in case you need to be told by another person, @morelikeasong - your boobs are beautiful. They don’t need to be perky for all of us pervs to want to get our hands… or other things… on them. 🥵
Can I get this printed in like decorative wall art of some kind? I need reminders like this daily!

There are plenty of people from Wexford who'd happily start a fight to prove they grow the best strawberries
I’m skeptical that such a cooler climate can grow better strawberries, but would be willing to try them 😋

This is amazing! 😍 I’m assuming you are the biter and not the one getting tatted?
Oh it’s not me. Just a random pic the previous guy I was talking to sent me. (Not his pic either He liked bites and tattoos and the thought of combining the two 🫦

Same here!

I'll bring a shrubbery and we can taunt the PESANTS all day!🧐🎩
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