Sex & Shenanigans

[ShaneoD]

Exactly! California has the best strawberries, but the best of the best are sold locally, not shipped


I thought they were regular breakfast sausage patties? If they’re black pudding, they can go


Butter is absolutely necessary! But yes, strawberries are necessary too. The strawberry STEMS, however, are not

I'd just like to add I share your disdain for black pudding, and that the best strawberries are locally grown, there's a farm near me that lets you pick your own, they're amazing.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mine are not perky maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough

Maybe not, but they're fucking gorgeous! Also, perky ≠ cute, if this site has taught me nothing else it's that all boobs are beautiful in their own right, and there’s an audience out there who can't wait to appreciate them. That being said, you should still inflate their ego with daily affirmations

 

[Bry1313]

Maybe not, but they're fucking gorgeous! Also, perky ≠ cute, if this site has taught me nothing else it's that all boobs are beautiful in their own right, and there’s an audience out there who can't wait to appreciate them. That being said, you should still inflate their ego with daily affirmations

Truly AllBoobsMatter

 

[dawn_of_night]

Maybe not, but they're fucking gorgeous! Also, perky ≠ cute, if this site has taught me nothing else it's that all boobs are beautiful in their own right, and there’s an audience out there who can't wait to appreciate them. That being said, you should still inflate their ego with daily affirmations

#allboobsmatter

 

[MindYaBitness]

Truly AllBoobsMatter

I'm putting that down, #3 on our list of Lit-ism

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Pfft, I tell them they’re cute and perky every day

Are you trying to say they're not cute? Mine are fucking precious!

As you should, feeding their ego is what keeps them perky

Mine are not perky maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough

A dino eating noodles is cute.

Your boobs are more... majestic, exquisite, magnificent, striking etc etc

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'd just like to add I share your disdain for black pudding, and that the best strawberries are locally grown, there's a farm near me that lets you pick your own, they're amazing.

I love picking strawberries. But it offends me that I pay more to pick them than to have them picked for me

 

[Bry1313]

#allboobsmatter

Jinx

 

[dawn_of_night]

My favorite are the ones about the size of my hand, and just a little larger are best....
I'm not picky, I just know what I like...
How about you @Bry1313

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

What’s a memosa? Is that a drink that has thoughts it wants to share?

It's a drink that has picture jokes

 

[MindYaBitness]

A dino eating noodles is cute.

Your boobs are more... majestic, exquisite, magnificent, striking etc etc

I prefer exquisite, but...
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdzU1Y2wydHVnYmJ4b2g5MXJjYXp0Y2k0NWU2MGdtOHk2cWwzMDU1bSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NCjISbEPFxm48/giphy.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A dino eating noodles is cute.

Your boobs are more... majestic, exquisite, magnificent, striking etc etc

Yeah, this is the kinda save a guy would try. Story checks out.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Jinx

*Licks*

 

[Bry1313]

I love picking strawberries. But it offends me that I pay more to pick them than to have them picked for me

You are less efficient in picking the plant than the professionals are, so the farmer needs to compensate themselves for your waste

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My favorite are the ones about the size of my hand, and just a little larger are best....
I'm not picky, I just know what I like...
How about you @Bry1313

 

[Bry1313]

My favorite are the ones about the size of my hand, and just a little larger are best....
I'm not picky, I just know what I like...
How about you @Bry1313

I like boobs i get to see and enjoy.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

do you separate the food on your plate too?

This must be the first you’ve seen of me…

I’m a lot better than I used to be with this. Things may touch and mix. And I do enjoy crafting the perfect bite with multiple foods on the fork.


But I do pour milk before cereal and have a special bowl that separates them

I do separate the sweet and savory. I don’t want eggs with salt and pepper and hot sauce getting all over my pancakes/waffles/French toast, and I don’t want maple or other sweet syrup puddling around my eggs, potatoes, bacon and/or sausage

I have seen those with the white on the inside and you are right, they are tasteless

Yes, but they are not limited to California strawberries, nor are they representative of all California strawberries. To suggest otherwise would be lies and slander ( @crazychemgirl )

I’ll offer the bacon to whoever blows me first and then I’ll eat the rest of that delicious stuff.

I hope your ego can handle no being the best thing they put in their mouth that day, because bacon is

Are we back to NWA now?

Always!

cooked egg ranking.


poached > fried (sunny side up) > boiled > omelette > scrambled

This is so wrong I can’t even begin to fix it, just need to tear it all down and start over! Also, add frittatas and migas and deviled eggs

 

[ShaneoD]

I love picking strawberries. But it offends me that I pay more to pick them than to have them picked for me

Really, you get tonnes of them here but they're damn expensive to buy ink supermarkets, oddly enough you can buy strawberries at the side of the road during summer here too

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like boobs i get to see and enjoy.

That's fair.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Mine are not perky maybe I haven’t been telling them they are cute often enough

Perky and cute are not synonyms

Maybe not, but they're fucking gorgeous! Also, perky ≠ cute

Your boobs are more... majestic, exquisite, magnificent, striking etc etc

in case you need to be told by another person, @morelikeasong - your boobs are beautiful. They don’t need to be perky for all of us pervs to want to get our hands… or other things… on them.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I hope your ego can handle no being the best thing they put in their mouth that day, because bacon is

I used to like bacon. Not anymore. More for you all. But they didn’t know that

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Really, you get tonnes of them here but they're damn expensive to buy ink supermarkets, oddly enough you can buy strawberries at the side of the road during summer here too

Maybe they ship them all to @crazychemgirl and mislabel them as from CA in a conspiracy to damage Canadian/ Californian relations and inflating your prices.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I used to like bacon. Not anymore. More for you all. But they didn’t know that

What would make someone not like bacon anymore? Did someone hurt you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I used to like bacon. Not anymore. More for you all. But they didn’t know that

Mmmm. Bacon....and boobs....

 

[ShaneoD]

There are plenty of people from Wexford who'd happily start a fight to prove they grow the best strawberries