Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jesus. Have some self control

Have you met me?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yup making blow job sounds

*Brain melts once more*

 

[UnquietDreams]

I didn’t even put my mouth on it yet!

*Even more melted*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*Brain melts once more*

Little one or big one?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who?

Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Who were you talking about?

 

[dawn_of_night]

But what if you ejaculate more than that?

I was thinking that.... What if it's more?
Is that bad also?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm now a doctor. It is 4x a day.

Need help with that???

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Who were you talking about?

Franklin from Charlie Brown.

 

[Bbl87]

Yup making blow job sounds

I'm in for this.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm in for this.

You want me to make them or you also want to make bj sounds?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I just want to make plowing sounds.

 

[Bbl87]

You want me to make them or you also want to make bj sounds?

I mean, you making sounds great. If my presence would assist you in creating said auditory masterpiece, all the better.

I just want to make plowing sounds.

Those too...

 

[morelikeasong]

Yup making blow job sounds

I just want to make plowing sounds.

Vocaroos, please

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Vocaroos, please

They are coming soon with loads of dick pics.

 

[morelikeasong]

They are coming soon with loads of dick pics.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT9DPCzZ27RaN2SRIQ/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7d7sdlh767r3eowcbezz48trxvgep1vhfcilcwawe&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dessert and filthy PMs are the way to me heart.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I just want to make plowing sounds.

“Who’s your favorite new kid, huh? Yeah baby, call me Donnie”
Anyone know what movie that’s from? This scene came to my mind when I read MO’s post

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dessert and filthy PMs are the way to me heart.

I’ll be in your inbox in 5 minutes, I just have to cover myself from nips to knees in tiramisu

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ll be in your inbox in 5 minutes, I just have to cover myself from nips to knees in tiramisu

*Brain dripping out of ears*

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I’ll be in your inbox in 5 minutes, I just have to cover myself from nips to knees in tiramisu

That is a requirement these days with my filthy kinks.

 

[Bbl87]

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I feel like that is not the typical response to unsolicited dick pics.

I’ll be in your inbox in 5 minutes

I've tried that pickup line. Low success rate.

 

[BrendaBear]

I've tried that dickup line. Low success rate.

Fixed it for you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

“Who’s your favorite new kid, huh? Yeah baby, call me Donnie”
Anyone know what movie that’s from? This scene came to my mind when I read MO’s post

Mallrats

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I feel like that is not the typical response to unsolicited dick pics.



I've tried that pickup line. Low success rate.

Really? I’m hitting homers like wade boggs.
Out of the park every time I step up to box. I mean bat. Oooh. Put bat in box. That’s gonna be my new line

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Mallrats

Yesssssssss! Thank you . Such a great movie