Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Freudian or autocunt

Both.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Omg, for real? So jelly.

It is so much fun! If you have not yet had the chance to try this I highly recommend it.

Yeess.... Highly recommend
Especially when I'm the back... All the bites exposed and wanting

 

[ShaneoD]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Shane!

Thanks Lady, I'll admit to being a little polluted

 

[lavendersilk]

Thanks Lady, I'll admit to being a little polluted

Thanks for calling me a Lady. *blushes*

I got plenty polluted Saturday night. Still recovering.

 

[ShaneoD]

Thanks for calling me a Lady. *blushes*

I got plenty polluted Saturday night. Still recovering.

Should I admit to the same on Friday too, I'll admit I was ashamed at how damn easy it was , Turns out I'm in quite a few of the ladies at works top three's lol

 

[lavendersilk]

Should I admit to the same on Friday too, I'll admit I was ashamed at how damn easy it was , Turns out I'm in quite a few of the ladies at works top three's lol

Top three's??? Ok... so you're their person at work to fuck or... have a threesome with or... ? I'm gonna stop.

 

[ShaneoD]

Top three's??? Ok... so you're their person at work to fuck or... have a threesome with or... ? I'm gonna stop.

Oh to fuck, I absolutely weaseled my way out of answering but one of the older ladies absolutely knew why, I said "I can't answer that it'd mess up our working relationship and then she whispered in my ear "is it because four of them are sitting at this very table"

One of the guys who used to work there brought his new girlfriend and a bunch of the ladies told him he was in theirs, I hope for his sake she isn't the jealous type

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I like a cute foot, but they aren't a turn on, per se. But I find a woman with bare feet to be supremely sexy.

That said, I took ballet for a while (theater arts major, took both ballet and jazz, which on me was far more comedy than sexy), and what professional ballet does to a person's foot is terrifying.

That might be part of it for me. Took various types of dance from around kindergarten through college, both through school and private dance lessons and dance companies. Not a professional ballerina by any means, but I’ve SEEN THINGS! I noped out when I got to the level where I could have progressed to pointe shoes. My boobs were too big and thighs were too thick to become a professional ballerina anyway, so I would have just been destroying my feet and many pairs of pointe shoes for funsies if I did.

Another part of it may be being part Asian. I wear (indoor-only) slides and socks at home and my non-Asian roommates (and nephew, when he visits) walk around barefoot and put their dirty feet up on the couch and it grosses me the fuck out. When I pull my feet out of my slides to curl up on the couch or climb into bed, my socks are clean, and I can’t imagine doing either with dirty feet!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just got home from a VERY long day. My kilt is off, my feet are up, and whiskey's in my glass.
Sláinte!

 

[ShaneoD]

That might be part of it for me. Took various types of dance from around kindergarten through college, both through school and private dance lessons and dance companies. Not a professional ballerina by any means, but I’ve SEEN THINGS! I noped out when I got to the level where I could have progressed to pointe shoes. My boobs were too big and thighs were too thick to become a professional ballerina anyway, so I would have just been destroying my feet and many pairs of pointe shoes for funsies if I did.

Another part of it may be being part Asian. I wear (indoor-only) slides and socks at home and my non-Asian roommates (and nephew, when he visits) walk around barefoot and put their dirty feet up on the couch and it grosses me the fuck out. When I pull my feet out of my slides to curl up on the couch or climb into bed, my socks are clean, and I can’t imagine doing either with dirty feet!

I'll admit my best friend is polish and I always (for the last 20 years anyway) have that identity crisis of "do I take my shoes off when he opens the front door" he always says no but there's that little part of me

I went to college with a girl from Vietnam who's mother had guest flip flops so I totally get it, and I spent a summer in France where shoes at the door is customary. But it's not common here

(I feel so proud for avoiding the breasts and thighs issue )

 

[ShaneoD]

Just got home from a VERY long day. My kilt is off, my feet are up, and whiskey's in my glass.
Sláinte!

Dia Dhuit mo chara

 

[lavendersilk]

Just got home from a VERY long day. My kilt is off, my feet are up, and whiskey's in my glass.
Sláinte!

Did you put pants on or just the underwear then?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Did you put pants on or just the underwear then?

I'm currently wearing my very Irish "Star Wars" pajama pants.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Just got home from a VERY long day. My kilt is off, my feet are up, and whiskey's in my glass.
Sláinte!

Did you put pants on or just the underwear then?

There was no initial mention of putting anything back ON, why ruin it?

I'm currently wearing my very Irish "Star Wars" pajama pants.

LOL okay, that sounds adorkable, I will allow it

 

[ShaneoD]

Did you put pants on or just the underwear then?

I thought he may have left them off according to Dr Anne Calvaresi men who ejaculate 4-7 times a month have less chance of getting prostate cancer, and Slàinte does mean "to your health"

(For any guys reading this Dr Anne isn't three bad)

 

[lavendersilk]

I thought he may have left them off according to Dr Anne Calvaresi men who ejaculate 4-7 times a month have less chance of getting prostate cancer, and Slàinte does mean "to your health"

(For any guys reading this Dr Anne isn't three bad)

But what if you ejaculate more than that?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I thought he may have left them off according to Dr Anne Calvaresi men who ejaculate 4-7 times a month have less chance of getting prostate cancer, and Slàinte does mean "to your health"

(For any guys reading this Dr Anne isn't three bad)

I think the more recent recommendations was once per day Whenever they up that to 4x per day, I’ll be ready to do my part to keep my man healthy

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think the more recent recommendations was once per day Whenever they up that to 4x per day, I’ll be ready to do my part to keep my man healthy

I'm now a doctor. It is 4x a day.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

But what if you ejaculate more than that?

They’d better! 4-7 times a month just isn’t enough. Won’t someone think of the cumsluts?!? We have needs too!

 

[ShaneoD]

I think the more recent recommendations was once per day Whenever they up that to 4x per day, I’ll be ready to do my part to keep my man healthy

Luckiest m*********** on the planet (seems google is censoring your happiness, wait his )

 

[ShaneoD]

But what if you ejaculate more than that?

I can only pray for my safety

 

[ShaneoD]

God damn it Anne fucked me over Google recommends 21 a month

Also @Kitty_so_frisky 4 a day the man's not going to ejaculate he's just going to have a whistle for the last one

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

God damn it Anne fucked me over Google recommends 21 a month

Also @Kitty_so_frisky 4 a day the man's not going to ejaculate he's just going to have a whistle for the last one

I meant like throughout the day I know better than to try to force more than 2 in a row

 

[Bbl87]

I think the more recent recommendations was once per day Whenever they up that to 4x per day, I’ll be ready to do my part to keep my man healthy

They’d better! 4-7 times a month just isn’t enough. Won’t someone think of the cumsluts?!? We have needs too!

I don't make it to 4x a day, just don't have the time. But I definitely beat 4-7x a month. Mostly by my own hand , but that wasn't qualified in the statistic.

 

[ShaneoD]

I meant like throughout the day I know better than to try to force more than 2 in a row

Spoked like someone someone who's made an attempt I'm still going to say lucky m*********** to him