Cock Talk

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Is this why you have a thing for nurses?

No, I have a thing for nurses because nothing I say or do surprises them much. And they're about the only category of people I can still sort of reliably bum a smoke off of.

 

[MedicalMuse]

No, I have a thing for nurses because nothing I say or do surprises them much.

Yeah, I can see that. You’re pretty tame as far as surprises goes.

And they're about the only category of people I can still sort of reliably bum a smoke off of.

Thats not me. I quit too long ago.
BUT! I went to a bar last night where everyone was smoking. I haven’t been in a bar with that in a long damn time. Brought back memories of misspent youth.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Yeah, I can see that. You’re pretty tame as far as surprises goes.

Thats not me. I quit too long ago.
BUT! I went to a bar last night where everyone was smoking. I haven’t been in a bar with that in a long damn time. Brought back memories of misspent youth.

Yikes! Are you sure that wasn't a vampire bar?

Maybe the kinkiest thing that's happened to me in recent years is sharing a postcoital smoke in bed. Hell, that was a longer drought than anal.

 

[drobert44]

Yikes! Are you sure that wasn't a vampire bar?

Maybe the kinkiest thing that's happened to me in recent years is sharing a postcoital smoke in bed. Hell, that was a longer drought than anal.

No indoor smoking in Illinois........

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

No indoor smoking in Illinois........

I remember when we could still smoke in our offices, but blowjobs were illegal. I guess that's progress.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think my concern would be safety. How safe do you fellas feel about sticking your dick through a hole through metal that may not be completely smooth…

Nothing about a glory hole sounds safe to me. Unless you made it and you know who is on the other side. In which case, why not just get rid of the wall altogether?

 

[drobert44]

I remember when we could still smoke in our offices, but blowjobs were illegal. I guess that's progress.

Blowies happened in the stairwell......

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Blowies happened in the stairwell......

Har! I've gotten a bj in my office and then had to go outside to smoke. Crazy old world.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Nothing about a glory hole sounds safe to me. Unless you made it and you know who is on the other side. In which case, why not just get rid of the wall altogether?

Right?

I’m not yucking anyone’s yum, just not my kink.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yikes! Are you sure that wasn't a vampire bar?

Maybe the kinkiest thing that's happened to me in recent years is sharing a postcoital smoke in bed. Hell, that was a longer drought than anal.

Biker bar

 

[hotwords229_A]

Right?

I’m not yucking anyone’s yum, just not my kink.

I can’t help think of a glory hole as the wooden block they stick your head in at a guillotine.
I have seen too many horror movies.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I can’t help think of a glory hole as the wooden block they stick your head in at a guillotine.
I have seen too many horror movies.

Yeah. I’m right there with you.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yeah. I’m right there with you.

I think my (slight?) obsession with glory holes is based on 100% understanding the appeal AND 100% being horrified by the idea.

 

[drobert44]

I like sucking cock, but would rather know, travel, sleep, and go out with a fun man.

 

[Vitriolhack]

I like sucking cock, but would rather know, travel, sleep, and go out with a fun man.

Relationship beats cheap thrills?

Who says you can’t have both?

 

[drobert44]

Dames want to own my ass...........nope. Where I am, cheap thrills are dangerous...

 

[Vitriolhack]

Dames want to own my ass...........nope. Where I am, cheap thrills are dangerous...

So make them happy and bend over for them.

 

[drobert44]

So, I got this, LOL........but I am taking a hottie to Europe soon.

 

[drobert44]

A Canuck, speaks 3 lingos......

 

[DCJealous]

Nope, I like knowing the owner of the cock.

A glory hole would spoil what's the best part of a bj for me: the other person looking up at you

 

[Vitriolhack]

So, I got this, LOL........but I am taking a hottie to Europe soon.

Good for you! Enjoy the trip, let us know about it, we’ll, the horny details, ya know

 

[Vitriolhack]

A Canuck, speaks 3 lingos......

Being canuck myself, please enlighten me on the lingo!

 

[drobert44]

Being. Snuck myself, please enlighten me on the lingo!

She is 100% Italian, and speaks French, of course, being in Quebec.

 

[Vitriolhack]

She is 100% Italian, and speaks French, of course, being in Quebec.

Freaking Keyboard!

Fellow Quebecer! Love it!

J’adore!

 

[hotwords229_A]

I was expecting a Cunni-lingo joke ^^^^