Sex & Shenanigans

Yea. Let’s see….
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a pussy said to be made of gold. Hot liquid molton gold. Kings and warriors and peasants a like, would travel for months, hoping to glimpse the golden pussy, to taste it, to try it on.

And everyone that completed their voyage, did indeed get to look, lick and plunder its celestial depths and all agreed, it was a pussy made of gold.
~The End~
Five stars would visit the golden pussy
 
Yea. Let’s see….
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a pussy said to be made of gold. Hot liquid molton gold. Kings and warriors and peasants a like, would travel for months, hoping to glimpse the golden pussy, to taste it, to try it on.

And everyone that completed their voyage, did indeed get to look, lick and plunder its celestial depths and all agreed, it was a pussy made of gold.
~The End~
 
Yea. Let’s see….
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a pussy said to be made of gold. Hot liquid molton gold. Kings and warriors and peasants a like, would travel for months, hoping to glimpse the golden pussy, to taste it, to try it on.

And everyone that completed their voyage, did indeed get to look, lick and plunder its celestial depths and all agreed, it was a pussy made of gold.
~The End~

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I don’t remember who made the statement (and frankly don’t care, sorry)…

But I am truly curious and have no idea how to so a “poll”…

Do you think feet are gross?

I have seen some gross feet, but also some pretty feet, so it doesn’t seem universal to me… but maybe I am a freak (again)…
 
Yea. Let’s see….
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a pussy said to be made of gold. Hot liquid molton gold. Kings and warriors and peasants a like, would travel for months, hoping to glimpse the golden pussy, to taste it, to try it on.

And everyone that completed their voyage, did indeed get to look, lick and plunder its celestial depths and all agreed, it was a pussy made of gold.
~The End~
A fellow’s gotta come up for air occasionally, eh?

 
I don’t remember who made the statement (and frankly don’t care, sorry)…

But I am truly curious and have no idea how to so a “poll”…

Do you think feet are gross?

I have seen some gross feet, but also some pretty feet, so it doesn’t seem universal to me… but maybe I am a freak (again)…
I don't know how to do a poll on here but feet are ok. They have their moments. I hate my own feet. They are way too big and I have an incredibly hard time finding shoes. I should create an OF for the people who are into big feet. It would help pay for shoes.
 
I don’t remember who made the statement (and frankly don’t care, sorry)…

But I am truly curious and have no idea how to so a “poll”…

Do you think feet are gross?

I have seen some gross feet, but also some pretty feet, so it doesn’t seem universal to me… but maybe I am a freak (again)…
I don't mind feet. I LOVE my feet, and love them being rubbed and touched. I'm not ticklish and I'm a UK size 3.5/4, US size 5.5/6 and EU size 36/37.

However some feet ARE gross.
 
Yea. Let’s see….
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a pussy said to be made of gold. Hot liquid molton gold. Kings and warriors and peasants a like, would travel for months, hoping to glimpse the golden pussy, to taste it, to try it on.

And everyone that completed their voyage, did indeed get to look, lick and plunder its celestial depths and all agreed, it was a pussy made of gold.
~The End~
Coming this fall from TouchWood Editions, a brilliant new photographic essay, “The Dicks that laid the Golden Pussy”. I’m sure it’ll sell fantastically in the DTA demographic! If fire tattoo isn’t on the cover though imma be disappointed.
 
I don't mind feet. I LOVE my feet, and love them being rubbed and touched. I'm not ticklish and I'm a UK size 3.5/4, US size 5.5/6 and EU size 36/37.

However some feet ARE gross.
Can you regularly find shoes in-store?

I'm at the opposite end of the spectrum, Men's US size 13/14 4E, and I usually have my choice of like 2 pairs and they're both ugly. I usually end up having to order them. Farm stores tend go be a little more gigantic foot friendly though, haha.
 
Coming this fall from TouchWood Editions, a brilliant new photographic essay, “The Dicks that laid the Golden Pussy”. I’m sure it’ll sell fantastically in the DTA demographic! If fire tattoo isn’t on the cover though imma be disappointed.
Burning Lust productions approves this. Cover art already in the works.
 
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