Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The is not the only trick we admire over there. Just saying.

Right?! And besides, @PlanetaryNebula is on the Dick Trick Alerts list now. You don’t want to disappoint our Queen Nebs, do you @Bbl87 ?!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The is not the only trick we admire over there. Just saying.

The only trick my penis does is to get SO SMALL when I see a house centipede crawling around the shower. They also make me scream like a 5-year old girl.

Don't get all turned on at once, ladies.

 

[Bbl87]

Fair, but as stated in the thread, all dick tricks are welcome! Even a simple cock pop

There's also the fact that I pretty exclusively so private showings, but, ya know.

Right?! And besides, @PlanetaryNebula is on the Dick Trick Alerts list now. You don’t want to disappoint our Queen Nebs, do you @Bbl87 ?!

Perish the thought. But she knows she can see it whenever she wants.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What is this world coming too when @crazychemgirl isn’t even here to acknowledge this moment (unless I missed her, which is totally possible because unlike @Kitty_so_frisky I basically skim the current page at best and don’t even contemplate valiantly reading every post I missed). Anyway. Has anyone told @PlanetaryNebula she can stop her drumroll know?

Also @Indie has a great ass. And should definitely get an award for it.

Hmmm who else can I tag? I dunno. I’m going to sleep. Night perverts and wierdos.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Old geek, I. For me, hashes are for either keywords, or topics and groups in IRC. It can concatenate multiple words, but single words work just as well.

Someone here has worked IT/data science

 

[Bry1313]

We knew you could make it to 3,001 pages @crazychemgirl you did it!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Right?! And besides, @PlanetaryNebula is on the Dick Trick Alerts list now. You don’t want to disappoint our Queen Nebs, do you @Bbl87 ?!

This is correct. If there be dicks flying overhead, I need to know dammit

 

[Animaul]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xOKUZX8BeS8AAAAd/austin-powers-radar.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

The only trick my penis does is to get SO SMALL when I see a house centipede crawling around the shower. They also make me scream like a 5-year old girl.

Don't get all turned on at once, ladies.

All I can say - is my appreciation for you just grows all the time.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The only trick my penis does is to get SO SMALL when I see a house centipede crawling around the shower. They also make me scream like a 5-year old girl.

Don't get all turned on at once, ladies.

If I had a dick, that bitch would turn into a vagina if I saw a goddamn centipede in my shower. My vagina has nowhere to go. It’s literally a pussy. Especially when it comes to centipedes

 

[BrendaBear]

If I had a dick, that bitch would turn into a vagina if I saw a goddamn centipede in my shower. My vagina has nowhere to go. It’s literally a pussy. Especially when it comes to centipedes

um... okay, that is the most Nebsable story I have ever heard, and I giggled like a 3 year old.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I had a dick, that bitch would turn into a vagina if I saw a goddamn centipede in my shower. My vagina has nowhere to go. It’s literally a pussy. Especially when it comes to centipedes

You are the fucking Queen of Poets. I mean that sincerely --that was sheer bloody poetry.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Challenge….accepted.
@crazychemgirl it’s all Enby’s fault
#badwolfie #naughtypup

Oh snap @crazychemgirl im here to ring your bell

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You are the fucking Queen of Poets. I mean that sincerely --that was sheer bloody poetry.

I’m speechless. And flattered

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xOKUZX8BeS8AAAAd/austin-powers-radar.gif

I like how you just pop in with a dick radar gif. I feel like you’re here for me

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh and French onion soup is amazing!
Also, I prefer the tentacles in calamari.

Hey girl,
I love calamari! I prefer rings but will eat the "strings" and the soup... French onion is like the best of all the worst things and it's delicious!!

 

[Bry1313]

If I had a dick, that bitch would turn into a vagina if I saw a goddamn centipede in my shower. My vagina has nowhere to go. It’s literally a pussy. Especially when it comes to centipedes

I could listen to Nebs pussy stories all night

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@Animaul
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952rlv0w93jzica9bd7v1n8y7bhlg1jhpktnhoospm9&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

 

[dawn_of_night]

Eh, I don't know if mine is widely viewed enough to qualify. What with me only sending SOLICITED dick pics and all.

I didn't know this was an option....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I could listen to Nebs pussy stories all night

I got plenty of em

 

[Bry1313]

I got plenty of em

https://media3.giphy.com/media/25KEhzwCBBFPb79puo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952bms51serlo6xl8xjgzv0jefhnrd96qjful02b290&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[__Nathan1968]

Good night all.

 

[Animaul]

@Animaul
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ZfK4cXKJTTay1Ava29/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952rlv0w93jzica9bd7v1n8y7bhlg1jhpktnhoospm9&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

I got you Nebs...I got you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/25KEhzwCBBFPb79puo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952bms51serlo6xl8xjgzv0jefhnrd96qjful02b290&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Yea. Let’s see….
Once upon a time in a faraway land, there was a pussy said to be made of gold. Hot liquid molton gold. Kings and warriors and peasants a like, would travel for months, hoping to glimpse the golden pussy, to taste it, to try it on.

And everyone that completed their voyage, did indeed get to look, lick and plunder its celestial depths and all agreed, it was a pussy made of gold.
~The End~

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I got you Nebs...I got you

Did you see what I was able to do ????