Sex & Shenanigans

I had a friend visit from London. He was so surprised that Americans really did wish one another a nice day, and meant it. "This is the most fucking optimistic country I have ever visited. How do you survive here?"
I just came back from a holiday two weeks ago and Londoners are not nice or friendly. Missed my Canadian friendliness
 
@crazychemgirl
So…if award category suggestions are still open…I think last time there was a best boobs category, but there should probably be best dick and best butt awards so all genders have a chance to shine! Although, let’s face it, @Indie of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC has that best butt award on lock. Would be interesting to see whether @Bbl87 or @OrdinaryPerson get best dick though. A real girth vs length clash of swords 🤣
 
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@crazychemgirl
So…if award category suggestions are still open…I think last time there was a best boobs category, but there should probably be best dick and best butt awards to all genders have a chance to shine! Although, let’s face it, @Indie of @Indie Has a Cute Butt (Totally Not a Cult) LLC has that best butt award on lock. Would be interesting to see whether @Bbl87 or @OrdinaryPerson get best dick though. A real girth vs length clash of swords 🤣

Eh, I don't know if mine is widely viewed enough to qualify. What with me only sending SOLICITED dick pics and all. 😆
 
Eh, I don't know if mine is widely viewed enough to qualify. What with me only sending SOLICITED dick pics and all. 😆

Welp, either you could post a helicockter video on @morelikeasong ’s thread where they’re openly solicited, or you may get many more personal solicitations from voters who like to make informed choices before submitting their Sex & Shenanigans Awards ballot to @crazychemgirl
 
Me too! That’s where my immersion blender comes in. It’s so good! 😍😋

Yes! I use an immersion blender for tomato bisque too.

Actually, I’d like to amend my previous answer regarding melted cheese on top. Still a no to gooey melted cheese, but…grated parm and herbs melted so that it’s all lacy and crispy like a thin cracker?! FUCK YES 🤤 Stick one of those fuckers on the edge of the bowl and have some more on the side
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Welp, either you could post a helicockter video on @morelikeasong ’s thread where they’re openly solicited, or you may get many more personal solicitations from voters who like to make informed choices before submitting their Sex & Shenanigans Awards ballot to @crazychemgirl

I've said before, the proportions just don't work well for attempting the helicockter. And I'm a grower so when the soldier isn't standing at attention, much less impressive. 😆

He refused me last time 😂

Nothing personal. Just see above. 😋
 
I've said before, the proportions just don't work well for attempting the helicockter. And I'm a grower so when the soldier isn't standing at attention, much less impressive. 😆



Nothing personal. Just see above. 😋

Fair, but as stated in the thread, all dick tricks are welcome! Even a simple cock pop
 
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