Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Tomatoes fresh from the garden are so good

Yeah, I remember the first time I had a real, fresh garden tomato, as opposed to the overly red softballs from the store.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

I'll see myself out

 

[UnquietDreams]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

I'll see myself out

More for us.

 

[morelikeasong]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

I'll see myself out

Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave




Jk. Don’t go.
But I do wanna see your

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

I'll see myself out

You’re Australian. Who cares. Come on back in.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave




Jk. Don’t go.
But I do wanna see your

Yeah, I am fine with that too.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I made burgers tonight and
Broccoli salad because I am fucking healthy and it tastes good when you wash it down with red wine.

 

[morelikeasong]

I made burgers tonight and
Broccoli salad because I am fucking healthy and it tastes good when you wash it down with red wine.

Broccoli salad like the kind with bacon and red onion? I’m obsessed with that stuff.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Broccoli salad like the kind with bacon and red onion? I’m obsessed with that stuff.

Yeah thats the shit!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

This is why we're friends.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave




Jk. Don’t go.
But I do wanna see your

Ok. This time I'm laughing with you.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Broccoli salad like the kind with bacon and red onion? I’m obsessed with that stuff.

Yeah thats the shit!

That shit is delicious!!

 

[morelikeasong]

Yeah thats the shit!

Do you put dried cranberries in yours?
I’m not anti cranberry in general, but I don’t put them in my broccoli salad

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Do you put dried cranberries in yours?
I’m not anti cranberry in general, but I don’t put them in my broccoli salad

I just put whatever I have. I almost
never have those cranberries. So regular raisins today and some bacon. Red onion. I think it is all in the dressing really.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

I'll see myself out

Get in there, and think about your poor life choices

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

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It me I make no apologies for being multiorgasmic and insatiable. Just take it as a compliment that it’s good enough for me to want more, and take care of your heart health

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Or both?

Also me. Almost 6 years ago, ex-BF / on-again-off-again FWB / best-friend-always probably saved my life with all the sexting, pics, videos, in-game ERP, calls and FaceTime sex

I like american accents

Howdy, y'all.
Lemme have a coiffee.

Have a nice day!

Do…do Brits not wish each other a nice day?

So, the howdy and y'all I use often, though don't think I've ever said them together like that.

Being Midwestern, I allegedly have one of the most neutral English accents. I'm sure there are a few on here who can confirm, haha. Was once accused if sounding like a mainstream radio DJ.



Truths

Depends on what part of the Midwest. Minnesota and Wisconsin accents and some Chicago accents are not neutral at alllllll

Those were two separate things.

Yes I insisted on calling you mommy. That didn’t make it weird.

You insisting on nursing me in public is what made it weird.

Hey, nursing is totally natural! Okay, maybe not nursing fully-grown adults in public in this puritanical American society, but still…

At the risk of being nerdy...

Okay, first of all, hashtags are used for stringing multiple keywords together, not single words. There are some multiple word keywords in there that need hashtags and a fuckton that don’t. Second: some of those geek and nerd things apply to me, but I consider myself more of a dork

 

[lavendersilk]

I love you @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[BrendaBear]

Imma bout to rock the boat

I eat neither cheese nor tomatoes

I'll see myself out

I’m with you sister… I don’t eat either.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, first of all, hashtags are used for stringing multiple keywords together, not single words. There are some multiple word keywords in there that need hashtags and a fuckton that don’t. Second: some of those geek and nerd things apply to me, but I consider myself more of a dork

Old geek, I. For me, hashes are for either keywords, or topics and groups in IRC. It can concatenate multiple words, but single words work just as well.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Do…do Brits not wish each other a nice day?

That kind of dangerously irrational display of emotion is a dead giveaway that someone's not British. "A nice day" is a suspiciously optimistic phrase reserved for foreigners and asylum patients.

At least, that's this yankee's impression.

Depends on what part of the Midwest. Minnesota and Wisconsin accents and some Chicago accents are not neutral at alllllll

The linguist in me (the real one, not the cunning one) is having conniptions at the very idea of "neutral" accents.

 

[morelikeasong]

3000 pages!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

3000 pages!

@crazychemgirl you did it! 3k pages in your thread!!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

That kind of dangerously irrational display of emotion is a dead giveaway that someone's not British. "A nice day" is a suspiciously optimistic phrase reserved for foreigners and asylum patients.

At least, that's this yankee's impression.

I had a friend visit from London. He was so surprised that Americans really did wish one another a nice day, and meant it. "This is the most fucking optimistic country I have ever visited. How do you survive here?"

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Grilled cheese and tomato soup? Do you melt the cheese on top, like French onion?

On top of the tomato soup? No… Is that a thing people do?

No. That being said, some freshly-grated Parmesan and/or fresh basil can be good for garnish

Some years back, a co-worker friend said to me that she got invited to a “white person’s” house for dinner, and they had “beef Stroganoff” and she was confused by this “white people food”.

I didn’t know that food had a race associated with it until then. But still seemed inherently funny to me at the time.

It’s a Russian dish, so…white Asian food?

Get in there, and think about your poor life choices

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Okay, but we can’t see her butt from inside the box. Add another window maybe?

I love you @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[AuntieDisco]

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