Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Reminds me of my favorite pick up line;
"Can I floss with your pubic hair?"

This is your..favorite?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

What are the consequences if the answer is yes?

Poppy seed muffins!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You insisting on nursing me in public is what made it weird.

Maybe you do know me.

 

[Bbl87]

Poppy seed muffins!

Guess I gotta make sure I'm not drug tested then.

 

[Bbl87]

Reminds me of my favorite pick up line;
"Can I floss with your pubic hair?"

My favorite (A little redneck)...

"You remind me of a trophy bass... I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."

 

[LupineOne]

Right, @Indie ??

 

[aussiegeekygal]

My favorite (A little redneck)...

"You remind me of a trophy bass... I don't know whether to mount you or eat you."

That would work on me in the right context

 

[Bbl87]

That would work on me in the right context

https://c.tenor.com/U_uNY-KPh60AAAAC/tenor.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

View attachment 2328409Right, @Indie ??

For the second time today... my butt doesn't make noises!!!!!!!

 

[jason28053]

For the second time today... my butt doesn't make noises!!!!!!!

Can we go for a third time?

 

[dawn_of_night]

My place. Making za'atar chicken. I can open another bottle or three...

Hmm, a diner invitation?

Can we go for a third time?

Sure???

 

[Mav Unlimited]

For the second time today... my butt doesn't make noises!!!!!!!

Let’s try something different shall we…

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[BrendaBear]

View attachment 2328409Right, @Indie ??

OMG!!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

For the second time today... my butt doesn't make noises!!!!!!!

It just makes people drool and stare with envy…

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Guess I gotta make sure I'm not drug tested then.

Only sesame seeds for you Mister!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://c.tenor.com/U_uNY-KPh60AAAAC/tenor.gif

And then you go and ruin a good run
#morenaturelessjoey

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Let’s try something different shall we…

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Hang on- has that worked for you?
Because I may need to sign up.
For science.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Only sesame seeds for you Mister!

Man, I love an everything bagel...

 

[Bbl87]

And then you go and ruin a good run
#morenaturelessjoey

It'd work better if you heard it in my soothing baritone Midwestern voice. IJS.

 

[Bbl87]

Man, I love an everything bagel...

Same...

For reals, the amount of poppy seeds you have to eat to drop dirty is kind of insane. I always love hearing that excuse. And all of the other ones people come up with.

 

[dawn_of_night]

R

Same...

For reals, the amount of poppy seeds you have to eat to drop dirty is kind of insane. I always love hearing that excuse. And all of the other ones people come up with.

right... Crazy... A lot of excuses and I was told once that I couldn't hire the person because the text came back "unidentified" ... Not "pass" or "fail" but unidentified....
I was like WTAF.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Let’s try something different shall we…

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Okay. Maybe it does make a sound

 

[Bbl87]

R

right... Crazy... A lot of excuses and I was told once that I couldn't hire the person because the text came back "unidentified" ... Not "pass" or "fail" but unidentified....
I was like WTAF.

Oof. Ya, inconclusive/unidentified doesn't work for the courts. We just to saliva tests where I'm at now, which are about impossible to spoof but also less accurate.

People trying to cheat urine tests in my old job was fun. I didn't know The Whizzinator existed until that job.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay. Maybe it does make a sound

Don't forget the tentacles!

 

[BrendaBear]

Don't forget the tentacles!

Wait…. Isn’t that Wesley Crusher???

Will I lose my “Not A Nerd” badge for recognizing that? Oh hell!!!