Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe after a couple drinks tonight

 

[__Nathan1968]

Serious question - Do Brits tend to notice all of the regional accents and different speech patters that exist across the US, or do you just hear an American accent?

We don't have the incredible diversity in accents like the UK (especially considering how small the country is), but there is still quite a bit of variation. For instance, I've never said "howdy y'all" in my life

I said I was sorry about that.

I know. But fool me twice?? I wasn’t expecting a glittery

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Last time I went for a glittery peach it took a week to wash the glitter out of my beard.

I feel really badly about this girl’s vagina. She should have just got vagazzled like the rest of us.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I said I was sorry about that.

We all know you did no such thing. You laughed and you know it.

 

[BrendaBear]

That tickles me a bit.

Well sure, if that is what you are paying her for, but… ??

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I know. But fool me twice?? I wasn’t expecting a glittery

It's like you don't even know me.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

We all know you did no such thing. You laughed and you know it.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03246/855_3246291a.gif

 

[base10]

I feel really badly about this girl’s vagina. She should have just got vagazzled like the rest of us.

I love a sparkling pussy

 

[__Nathan1968]

It's like you don't even know me.

Well, you made me wear the blindfold.

 

[BrendaBear]

I love any pussy right in front of me

Fixed it for you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well, you made me wear the blindfold.

True. But you're the one who insisted on calling me Mommy and making it weird.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love a sparkling pussy

You say that now, but have you ever tried to floss a vajazzle gem out of your teeth?

 

[base10]

You say that now, but have you ever tried to floss a vajazzle gem out of your teeth?

Worth the clean up

 

[BrendaBear]

Well, you made me wear the blindfold.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I love a sparkling pussy

Mine glistens too…at times.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I love a sparkling pussy

It’s only a Vagazzle if she’s from the Jazzle region of southern France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling pussy.

 

[base10]

It’s only a Vagazzle if she’s from the Jazzle region of southern France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling pussy.

I am that asshole about Champagne tho

 

[Cyber_Bella]

You say that now, but have you ever tried to floss a vajazzle gem out of your teeth?

https://isisngold.com/cdn/shop/files/isis-gold-innocent-angel-tooth-gems-33373762846874_1200x.jpg?v=1691739460

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03246/855_3246291a.gif

It’s okay, your laugh is delightful. And totally worth a mouth full of glitter.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You say that now, but have you ever tried to floss a vajazzle gem out of your teeth?

No.

 

[Bbl87]

You say that now, but have you ever tried to floss a vajazzle gem out of your teeth?

What are the consequences if the answer is yes?

 

[__Nathan1968]

True. But you're the one who insisted on calling me Mommy and making it weird.

Those were two separate things.

Yes I insisted on calling you mommy. That didn’t make it weird.

You insisting on nursing me in public is what made it weird.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's... hot.

I'll even leave it unsheathed for you

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You say that now, but have you ever tried to floss a vajazzle gem out of your teeth?

Reminds me of my favorite pick up line;
"Can I floss with your pubic hair?"

 

[__Nathan1968]

I'll even leave it unsheathed for you

That’s what HE said.