Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

@ordinaryperson

“Nut juice”????

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I once had a boss who had a rental property. The renter died and was not discovered for a while. And his cats did start eating him.

My boss adopted the cats. The only decent thing that jackass ever did in his life. I was very upset those cats hadn’t developed a taste for human flesh.

I get that you’re disappointed they didn’t eat your old boss. Is he still alive though? Does he live alone? There may still be hope!

Orange but I could be convinced to ditch pink too. Yellow and red are the only decent sugar plastic tiles.

Trade ya all my yellows for all your pinks?

I think any animal trapped in a house without an alternative food source will indeed eat its dead owner. I would want my dogs to eat me versus starving

I would want my hypothetical nonexistent dog to break out and call for help first (preferably before I die, like Lassie), but if that’s not possible…ummm…I guess they have to do what they have to do, but I hope someone finds me before they start chewing my face My mom’s side of the family usually does the whole open casket funeral thing

I’m much more of a wing person versus a nugget person. Frank’s is an absolute must for wings. Usually when I make wings, it’s when a bunch of people are coming over for football or basketball. I end up filling the smoker with wings and usually do a third Buffalo sauce, a third teriyaki, and a third jerk spice.

I’m a strips/tenders-only person. Bones freak me out and reconstituted ground chicken n slime grosses me out.
I like all kinds of sauces. Hot BBQ, honey BBQ, honey mustard, sweet & sour, teriyaki, buffalo + ranch…

That feeling when you slept so hard you’re gonna feel lazy all day.


Yup. Good morning Shenanigang

Groggy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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*new kink unlocked

Would.

This person has been chatting with me in my DMs for two months and I just noticed they have 0 posts on the forums... I'm being catfished aren't I? They're actually @OrdinaryPerson ...

LOL I just stopped replying to new accounts with no post history

that.. vase.. looks strangely familiar @RuneBlade

IDK, looks like she can wrap her whole hand around it though…

No, elevate him to heaven where all things pure and innocently good goes. He likes hell way too much.

But that’s where all the orgies and good music are

 

[Bry1313]

@ordinaryperson

Sourdough is way less salty and nut juice lacks that bready essence.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do you ‘Mericans get the British gossip on your news?? … like how there are theories that Kate Middleton is dead and any photos of her are AI generated?

Yes, but…they put Charles in a car looking like a literal corpse and paraded that in front of press to prove he was alive. Something has to be very VERY wrong

Or she could be a lizard person.

Or her “abdominal surgery” is a distraction for the king being dead.

Or she’s having an affair.

Or William is.

Most likely seems to be plastic surgery gone wrong, possibly putting her in a coma I don’t follow them closely at all, but hasn’t it been public knowledge that William has been cheating on her for years?

Ok yall ….. what’s your favourite conspiracy theory?

What’s one you believe?

I generally don’t believe in conspiracy theories, with one exception. Ivanna Trump’s pallbearers were struggling much more with her casket than they would have while carrying a 200-lb man. Her tiny body was cremated and should have only weighed like 5 lbs. It had to be filled with the missing classified documents and anything else he wanted to hide

Which is the "right way" to get ready?

1. makeup, outfit, hair
2. outfit, makeup, hair
3. hair, makeup, outfit
4. makeup, hair, outfit
5. outfit, hair, makeup
6. hair, outfit, makeup

Hair, outfit

When I was an undergrad geophysicist, my professor had a “pen pal” who would regularly write him edge-to-edge handwritten letters explaing all the various ways earthquakes in the region were being cause by…whatever. I don’t recall any of those fever dreams but they were very amusing at the time. Think that pen-pal is in Congress now. Probably.

That would be funnier if it wasn’t so plausible these days

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Not me!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I missed the pics but throwing my hat in the ring as a replacement @crazychemgirl
Consider this… boobs

What she said!

There are other threads where you all post pictures? I thought it was just here behind emojis.

I’ve actually been toying with the idea of timed exclusives Have done that with 1 or 2 pics before: post them here first, then other threads later

She’s greedy, you know that.

But her butt is so cute

Boys. Boys. Have you seen me? There's plenty to go around. Just because I don't share doesn't mean you can't.

What she said too!

And you lot criticise our food...

YUP. With good reason too

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Boys. Boys. Have you seen me? There's plenty to go around. Just because I don't share doesn't mean you can't.

Are you taking applications for a reverse harem then?

Are you suggesting I post picture of Beast fur all over the place?

Yes. Always, yes, to furry chest pictures

 

[LupineOne]

But her butt is so cute

True

YUP. With good reason too

Absolutely! *shudders*

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

The fear is real. For a few years, I was suicidal, and my biggest concern? Was my sex toys and bondage gear being found after I was dead.

It is funny to me now, and was funny to me then. I am in a much MUCH better mindset now than I was. But what do I regret during that time? Not that I was suicidal, because by episode 3, I realized in spite of my self talk, I wasn’t going to do that so I’d better find a way to make this shit show work. . No, it was that I threw out all my cool remote control vibrators and dildos! TWICE!!! In preparation…

Curious that when I decided I didn’t care about what others thought, I also found the strength to dig out of that shit hole.

And I am not throwing out my toys, again!

Brenda, I adore you and am so thankful you're here

 

[Strixaluco]

Wolfie! @LupineOne

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Are you taking applications for a reverse harem then?

I mean... I'm not not taking applications.

 

[LupineOne]

Wolfie! @LupineOne
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Well good morning little owl. I take it I’m not going to work today? Fine by me!
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[Strixaluco]

Well good morning little owl. I take it I’m not going to work today? Fine by me!

If I can decide, you definitely have a day off! There's nothing doubt you need one.

I also wish I could just be lazy today, but can't afford a 3rd day in a row doing nothing. Have to run some errands to start with.

 

[LupineOne]

If I can decide, you definitely have a day off! There's nothing doubt you need one.

I also wish I could just be lazy today, but can't afford a 3rd day in a row doing nothing. Have to run some errands to start with.

I’d love a day off today, but here we go again. I do wish I could get two days in a row off too. That’d be nice. Time to put in for some time off

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I took a day off yesterday.
I'll be paying for it today.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Is 7 am too early to need a nap? Asking for.....me. It's me.

 

[Strixaluco]

I’d love a day off today, but here we go again. I do wish I could get two days in a row off too. That’d be nice. Time to put in for some time off

Well, I also wish I could have a work from which to have days off... Right now I'm just not in the condition to do much even at home. Spring doesn't help.

 

[LupineOne]

Well, I also wish I could have a work from which to have days off... Right now I'm just not in the condition to do much even at home. Spring doesn't help.

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[MissLabelled]

Brenda, I adore you and am so thankful you're here

Ditto!

I took a day off yesterday.
I'll be paying for it today.

I hate when taking a day off to rest only delays the pain of work to the next day. All the best to you!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is 7 am too early to need a nap? Asking for.....me. It's me.

Omg … I just woke up 20 minutes ago and I’m ready for a nap

 

[lavendersilk]

The fear is real. For a few years, I was suicidal, and my biggest concern? Was my sex toys and bondage gear being found after I was dead.

It is funny to me now, and was funny to me then. I am in a much MUCH better mindset now than I was. But what do I regret during that time? Not that I was suicidal, because by episode 3, I realized in spite of my self talk, I wasn’t going to do that so I’d better find a way to make this shit show work. . No, it was that I threw out all my cool remote control vibrators and dildos! TWICE!!! In preparation…

Curious that when I decided I didn’t care about what others thought, I also found the strength to dig out of that shit hole.

And I am not throwing out my toys, again!

You are a very bright star on this site, and I always smile when I see you. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

 

[lavendersilk]

I overslept and got stuck in traffic. It's a great day so far guys!

 

[Wand3rlust]

At least it was that way round

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]