Sex & Shenanigans

Yellow is the only correct answer

I took today off from my fake job to go watch spring training baseball with kids. Might go get lunch at beach afterwards. FL is miserable for eternity.
FIFY

Can I call my bestie to let her know to feed my cats before they eat my corpse?
FIFY

Are you implying my cats will eat me? 🤔
Absolutely, 💯

Cats are evil.

Hey! I resemble that remark! 😈 Not because of the eating corpses thing though, just in general

Can you delete my pictures and my browser history?
Real AF. Make my sex toys disappear too, please 💀
 
Real AF. Make my sex toys disappear too, please 💀
The fear is real. For a few years, I was suicidal, and my biggest concern? Was my sex toys and bondage gear being found after I was dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is funny to me now, and was funny to me then. I am in a much MUCH better mindset now than I was. But what do I regret during that time? Not that I was suicidal, because by episode 3, I realized in spite of my self talk, I wasn’t going to do that so I’d better find a way to make this shit show work. 🤣🤣🤣. No, it was that I threw out all my cool remote control vibrators and dildos! TWICE!!! In preparation…

Curious that when I decided I didn’t care about what others thought, I also found the strength to dig out of that shit hole. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

And I am not throwing out my toys, again! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
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