UnquietDreams
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Sex & Shenanigans
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UnquietDreams
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On of my best friends in HS was like that. Great ass and a goofy personality, and a cheerleader. I kept trying to get my other friend to ask her out, but he didn't until they were in college.I don't know about that, but it caught the eye of my spouse, who was quite a hot piece back then.
Then it had the adverse effect of him thinking I was "too cool" for him to ask outI was shocked when he told me that. We could have been naking out for years had he gotten the nerve to ask me out!
Eventually he realized I'm just a girl with a nice rack and goofy personality
If he would have asked me outright, I could have told him she waited years for him to get the nerve up.
UnquietDreams
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I couldn't throw either, so they made me an inside linebacker. "See the guy with the ball? Kill him."
I would have made a lousy cheerleader. Though I did look smashing in the skirt...
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And here I am without even a nice rack .I don't know about that, but it caught the eye of my spouse, who was quite a hot piece back then.
Then it had the adverse effect of him thinking I was "too cool" for him to ask out
Eventually he realized I'm just a girl with a nice rack and goofy personality
Anyway, being attractive to randos is great for the ego, but being attractive to the ones you love is pretty great all around!
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Yup.... I save the right hand for the girl....You mean you’re left
UnquietDreams
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MindYaBitness
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I think that's one of the many reasons I ended up here. Attraction is not a problem, variety is.
PS-you can borrow my spice rack
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I don't wanna make you pervs jealous, but I'm gonna go take a nap.
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SalaciousMonkey22
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The struggle is real.
Awwww thanks gorgeous. Turns out I just so happen to know someone who likes it spicy.
I mean metaphorically. I mean you all know what I mean. Imma shut up now.
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Mickey in divorce court: "No, Your Honor, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"
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I thought it was Minnie Mouse? No, you’re honor I didn’t say he was crazy, I said he was fucking Goofy
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That wouldn't explain the sons...
Lmizzler
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So that’s the face I make. Huh.
crazychemgirl
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Not shocked at all by this.So that’s the face I make. Huh.
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crazychemgirl
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So who’s participating in this weeks homework??
What kind of kink / fetish are you going to try? will it be solo??
What kind of kink / fetish are you going to try? will it be solo??
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It’s not punishment, but I have needs too!
I had that one saved on my phone too, as well as this:
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*Tries to calculate how many more pounds I get to subtract for a “gifted” brain and H-cups*
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Bidets are amazing and allow less paper usage, but require water usage instead. It’s all a trade off
At least 18, but she’s definitely had some of her original parts upgraded
Considering the 2nd and the 3rd are taken…(You don’t want to get flagged at galactic travel ports because they confuse you with the other Zaphod Beeplebrox, do you?)…I’d recommend going with Book Goblin
He is…but…does it though?
SalaciousMonkey22
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I think I’m gonna spend some quality time with my toys this weekend but that’s a lot more nerdy than kinky.
UnquietDreams
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That would depend on your toys, I suppose. A vibrator is one thing. Star Wars figures are something else entirely.
lavendersilk
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Me tooSo that’s the face I make. Huh.
SalaciousMonkey22
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And they’re G. I. Joe dolls TYVM
I think I’ll try exhibitionism, and of course it can’t be solo.
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They will require more lube. Just saying...
