Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

Anyone can be an asshole, everyone has one. Just depends on how they want to use it. lol

I know how @Indie wants to use hers. And I support her in this

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Thanks. I knew I liked you. Shit and all.

Shitbirds of a feather, flocking together?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Anyone can be an asshole, everyone has one. Just depends on how they want to use it. lol

I'm an asshole...

 

[LupineOne]

I know how @Indie wants to use hers. And I support her in this

Absolutely!

 

[BrendaBear]

Ass cutey!

Fixed it for you and @Indie.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’m having a shitty evening. About to pour a glass of wine. Shall I get you one?

Shitty evening means drink out of the bottle

Or it means you need boobs.

Never thought of wine as a straight-bottle-to-lips beverage. It's supposed to breathe.

Once, on a camping trip when everyone else was buying beer, I bought a bottle of wine, stuck two straws together, and drank straight from the bottle. That’s classy camping.

I'm just an asshole.

Liar.

Correct

I’m confident you are way too pretty to know this first hand.

I’m going to choose to feel complimented by this and not take it as a fancy way to call me a hoe

I promise if I call you a hoe it will be as unfancy as fuck

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Or it means you need boobs.

I always need boobs though.

 

[morelikeasong]

Or it means you need boobs.

Yes. Are you offering yours?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Arise with great hope
Crap, my bedroom is really cold
Fuck, I hate Mondays

Arise with great hope
Crap, my bedroom is really cold
At least it's Friday

 

[Lmizzler]

https://imgur.com/a/G1sGpX5

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm an asshole...

No! You're not.
You're a kind, understanding person.
Wiser beyond your years.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I could have told you that months ago! That one eats vegan tacos


DEALBREAKER! Yes, I will steal the blankets, but I’d expect my partner to grab a backup blanket and keep snuggling


You’re no longer my favorite FMK spouse.

Congrats to @BodieOhl , you’ve been promoted!


You know I love dick more than just about anyone here, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be better than the dicks

Wow….. punished because I don’t like to sleep cuddle???

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[LupineOne]

Or it means you need boobs.

Boobs make everything better.

I’m confident you are way too pretty to know this first hand.

Thank you. But everyone starts somewhere, and it’s usually from a place of low confidence. Thinking you’re going to experience it first hand is just as bad for someone.
Take you pervs for example. I was nervous as all hell a year and change ago

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[lavendersilk]

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[AuntieDisco]

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