lil_jenni
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Hmmm... that might sound a little dirtier than Intended...Oh, you so aren't driving my car. Hubby barely even gets to. So, you're riding or walking, buddy.
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If you're offering to let me be a passenger and give you road head, I'm all in!Oh, you so aren't driving my car. Hubby barely even gets to. So, you're riding or walking, buddy.
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I love the implication "I'll blow you in my car, but I don't trust you enough to let you drive it"
Oh, you so aren't driving my car. Hubby barely even gets to. So, you're riding or walking, buddy.
lil_jenni
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Fuck no I don't trust anyone to drive it. Most people my age can't drive a stick.
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Battle scars. And well earned.It's a manual, so prepare for some bruises from the shifter since, you know, I'm going to have to be shifting it and all. Not that I ever had something like that happen to me...
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Hmmmm bruises can be fun.It's a manual, so prepare for some bruises from the shifter since, you know, I'm going to have to be shifting it and all. Not that I ever had something like that happen to me...
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Oh, I didn't say it wasn't fun... But it seems some folks believe women who like getting bruised are victims and need counseling. Shhh...
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Plus, with skin like mine, sometimes all I have to do is disrupt the air around a hard object and I get a bruise...
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When Hubby and I were first together, I'd end up with bruises from pretty light play, and he'd feel horrible. It took him a couple months to really accept he was not really hurting me. I just bruise easily... Which either is why I like them or is convenient because I like them...Plus, with skin like mine, sometimes all I have to do is disrupt the air around a hard object and I get a bruise...
And so no one worries unnecessarily, the bruises are from holding tight and squeezing and spanking and stuff like that. No one's hitting me...
***Edit: and I mean arms, legs, boobs, ass... not throat. I am not a fan of being choked that way.***
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You don't have to defend your tastes to us. We all know you are free to decide what you enjoy. Plus, we are all fans of you.When Hubby and I were first together, I'd end up with bruises from pretty light play, and he'd feel horrible. It took him a couple months to really accept he was not really hurting me. I just bruise easily... Which either is why I like them or is convenient because I like them...
And so no one worries unnecessarily, the bruises are from hold and squeezing and spanking and stuff like that. No one's hitting me...
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I just don't want people to make the wrong assumptions about Hubby.You don't have to defend your tastes to us. We all know you are free to decide what you enjoy. Plus, we are all fans of you.
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That he's a lucky bastard and we are all jealous? Sorry, but I will ALWAYS have that opinion of him.
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Fuck, I'm the lucky one. Trust me.That he's a lucky bastard and we are all jealous? Sorry, but I will ALWAYS have that opinion of him.
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I have a feeling he'd say the same. So I'll still be jealous.Fuck, I'm the lucky one. Trust me.
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Even with my foul mouth? Believe it or not, it's worse in real life (except at work and usually around the Kiddo, but he's heard some things when I'm drivingI have a feeling he'd say the same. So I'll still be jealous.
). I've been told by some men that it's not an attractive quality.
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I find a foul mouth attractive, or it can be in the right situationsEven with my foul mouth? Believe it or not, it's worse in real life (except at work and usually around the Kiddo, but he's heard some things when I'm driving
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Your foul mouth does a heavenly job, so I'd have no complaints. Plus, I could wear earmuffs if needed.Even with my foul mouth? Believe it or not, it's worse in real life (except at work and usually around the Kiddo, but he's heard some things when I'm driving
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Is screaming a string of obscenities at an asshole who just cut me off the right situation? Because that happens in my car...
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Indeed!Is screaming a string of obscenities at an asshole who just cut me off the right situation? Because that happens in my car...
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Did you use the words mother and fucker?Is screaming a string of obscenities at an asshole who just cut me off the right situation? Because that happens in my car...
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My mom doesn't like riding with me because she hates what comes out of my mouth when I drive. Hubby's numb to it unless the Kiddo is with us. My dad laughs... But then again, I learned it from him...
Oh, I can just imagine him driving around in my old Eldo, top down, cursing everyone out at the top of his voice...
Oh, I can just imagine him driving around in my old Eldo, top down, cursing everyone out at the top of his voice...
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This is the main reason women make me drive. Less of a potty mouth.My mom doesn't like riding with me because she hates what comes out of my mouth when I drive. Hubby's numb to it unless the Kiddo is with us. My dad laughs... But then again, I learned it from him...
Oh, I can just imagine him driving around in my old Eldo, top down, cursing everyone out at the top of his voice...
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Let him drive you give head. SimpleMy mom doesn't like riding with me because she hates what comes out of my mouth when I drive. Hubby's numb to it unless the Kiddo is with us. My dad laughs... But then again, I learned it from him...
Oh, I can just imagine him driving around in my old Eldo, top down, cursing everyone out at the top of his voice...
