Variations on a theme

I once got drunk on kombucha and bought a Ford Econoline van.

Red velvet interior.
Red shag carpet.
Dark wood paneling.

I call him Colonel Redburg and because I can't legally install car seats in him, I have to take him out on adventures sans kids.

Darn 😎

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That’s the most hippie thing I’ve ever seen. I can literally hear the Phish soundtrack.

It’s about time you upgrade that music to some Danish Rockabilly stuff that the rest of us are listening to.
 
I think that lost something in translation 🙈

My brother in law is a dairy farmer, and he's built like a brick shithouse. He'd destroy me 🙈
Nonono, the answer is "How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

It's from Monkey Island for the Amiga. Insult Sword Fighting!

But yes, farmers are stronk.
 
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It's not mine (but I did take the picture). Note the helicopter at the aft end - I suppose if one owns a yacht like this, one needs a helicopter to avoid sitting in traffic when on land.
Oh, it’s mine.
And by “it’s” I mean the little tender boat off of the stern (or a reasonable facsimile to my boat).
 
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