Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

I'm not opposed to that
For science....

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[dawn_of_night]

I still watch for the tits.

I gotta learn how to use emojis....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Heroin E? Is that healthy, like vitamin E?

I believe it refers to what key the heroin is in . Get it? Key? I made 2 puns. HAR!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[crazychemgirl]

I gotta learn how to use emojis....

Yes, yes you do

 

[UnquietDreams]

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"This one goes out to my closest friends
The ones who make me feel less alien."

Fits here, for me. Or maybe that is the rye talking...

 

[HeavyBalls]

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Join the club.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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My meter must be broken I have 2 settings and it’s almost always stuck on 1 setting

I don't need to be 100% awake but like at least 25%... role playing corpse NMK

Would that not wake you up? I’d give my partner blanket consent to wake me up with groping/oral/sex as long as they don’t wake me up too much earlier than I would have normally woken up, and only as long as they expect it to continue. Like…if they wake me an hour early for an hour of sex, awesome. If they wake me up an hour early for 20 minutes of sex, we might have a problem!

Favourite chip flavour (and brand)???


I love Mrs Vickie’s but sometimes they are just TOO hard (that’s what she said) …

I like lays sour cream and onion but sometimes it’s just too much onion. I get sick of them quickly (that’s also what she said)



Anyone else?

Favorite potato chips: Ruffles over Lay’s, always

Favorite tortilla chips: whatev, these are really hard to mess up, just don’t make them too weak, too greasy or too burnt. Preferably yellow corn, perfectly salted with a hint of lime

Favorite flavored chips and chip-like snacks: Crunchy Cheetos, Doritos Spicier Nacho, Cheeto White Cheddar Snowflakes, Hawaiian Kettle Sweet Maui Onion, Funyuns, Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili

Favourite dip if you are going to dip your chips?

Tortilla: Guac, chili with cheese & onions, homemade nacho cheese, chunky salsa or pico de gallo, spinach & artichoke dip
Potato: Sour cream & onion dip
Flavored: None. Totally judging anyone who dips their Doritos in anything at all

Not borrowing words. We kept getting fucking invaded. And then we started invading. And we're lazy. So we couldn't get rid of our old language and just half heartedly embraced the new languages.

Wait…England keeps getting invaded?! Where’s my microscope, I need to find my tiniest violin for the colonizers

Oh, not what you meant, but now I want bibimbap. Kim Jong Grillin pulled pork bibimbap, to be specific.

Mmmm now I want bibimbap too

 

[LupineOne]

Favourite dip if you are going to dip your chips?

Jalapeño popper dip (mine) or sour cream n’ onion dip

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It’s all fiction anyways but fun to conjecture about regardless. Also isn’t about 90% of Christianity borrowed from paganism?

I wouldn’t say 90%, considering the Old Testament is literally the Hebrew Bible rearranged, but…

The Catholic church adopted a lot of Pagan "holidays" so to speak to get more followers.*

*not an expert

…Christianity did borrow/co-opt a fuckton of holidays from paganism so converts wouldn't feel like they were missing out

A hair shirt?!

Ok … I’m starting to think I’m not the weird one in this relationship

hair shirt

noun​

1. A coarse haircloth garment worn next to the skin as an act of religious asceticism or penance.

I suppose The Scarlet Letter wasn’t as big a deal in Canadian High Schools.

Yeah, only the very devout and penitent wore them. Mostly priests and other clergy, but Catherine of Aragon was one public figure who quietly wore one under her clothes, and Thomas More did as well.

And you’d suspect incorrectly

You’re both weird AF

 

[UnquietDreams]

…Christianity did borrow/co-opt a fuckton of holidays from paganism so converts wouldn't feel like they were missing out

Yes, but it wasn't as if that were a precedent. The Romans took the Greek gods, filed off the names, made them a bit more organized, and called them their own. The early Church was just cribbing from the Roman's homework.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Also... I don't have a penis and I've pee'd wherever I want....
Because I do what I want..... Fuckers

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we have to be better than the penis-havers!

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That, except change “not after 8pm” to “not before 4pm” and add a provision for no crowded indoor situations where I can’t realistically keep a mask on, like indoor restaurants.

Wait.. @crazychemgirl stole your naughty bits?? Were they detachable?

Did she cut them off???

Wow! That is just… sheesh!

*Starts singing Detachable Penis, not for the first time this week*

I’m not King Missile, I’m Monkey Rex.

This guy gets it!

Do I have to share the Detachable Penis song again?

Yes, it’s your turn. I posted it earlier this week, not for the first time

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like wine bottle fucking is someone’s kink

Oh, Rule 34 rules supreme.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we have to be better than the penis-havers!

Oh, you are, dear heart. You are.

Love,
A penis-haver.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we have to be better than the penis-havers!

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[UnquietDreams]

Understanding one’s own true nature is one of the requirements for happiness….

…I guess…

You gotta grow where you are planted, sweetheart.

 

[Trubbycat]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why is everyone hating on the penis havers? I LOVE men! I love their penises. I love everything they are capable of! Long live man and cock!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You gotta grow where you are planted, sweetheart.

Unless you are uprooted. Har!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why is everyone hating on the penis havers? I LOVE men! I love their penises. I love everything they are capable of! Long live man and cock!

Thanks. I knew I liked you. Shit and all.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Mental note… don’t ever eat anything at Monkey Rex’s place… ever.

I could have told you that months ago! That one eats vegan tacos

Fine, but you can still bring crackers to my bed. I expect you to steal the covers, so I have my couch made up.

DEALBREAKER! Yes, I will steal the blankets, but I’d expect my partner to grab a backup blanket and keep snuggling

No sleepy cuddles for me …. I’m down to cuddle for .. a minute. Maybe.

Then gtfo so I can sleep lol

You’re no longer my favorite FMK spouse.

Congrats to @BodieOhl , you’ve been promoted!

Why is everyone hating on the penis havers? I LOVE men! I love their penises. I love everything they are capable of! Long live man and cock!

You know I love dick more than just about anyone here, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be better than the dicks

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could have told you that months ago! That one eats vegan tacos

And they rule,

 

[BrendaBear]

You gotta grow where you are planted, sweetheart.

Huh? To hell with that. I got my ass out of that place before it turned into a shithole.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I could have told you that months ago! That one eats vegan tacos


DEALBREAKER! Yes, I will steal the blankets, but I’d expect my partner to grab a backup blanket and keep snuggling


You’re no longer my favorite FMK spouse.

Congrats to @BodieOhl , you’ve been promoted!


You know I love dick more than just about anyone here, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t be better than the dicks

I don’t think it works like that. Yin and yang baby.
We can however be better than the dickheads. Which can be men or women

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh? To hell with that. I got my ass out of that place before it turned into a shithole.

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