SirConradPeckereye
#buyPlanters
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- Jul 2, 2019
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You would slap a man with a monocle!? You uncultured little....
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You would slap a man with a monocle!? You uncultured little....
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Also... I don't have a penis and I've pee'd wherever I want....As a real penis haver I know we don’t dig holes we just pee in the bushes. Or on a tree. Or you know wherever we want.
Okay… can I get that as a background screen on my computer? It is too funny!
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Facts. I’m a poor girl .. and I didn’t go far.She's not rich enough to have two houses
Nobody puts ba.... @crazychemgirl in the corner...Facts. I’m a poor girl .. and I didn’t go far.
But I know it doesn’t matter anyway
I can’t rely on the old man’s money
I spot a new profile pic!Okay… can I get that as a background screen on my computer? It is too funny!
Yep - time for a change.I spot a new profile pic!
Uhm…. Spanking…Hey! @crazychemgirl
If you had to pick just two kinks to follow what would they be....
The mic is open to the room, don't be bashful!!
Samesies!Uhm…. Spanking…
And… bondsge.
I’m not old enough to watchFrom the show I’m watching… (Extraordinary)
Sorry you’re having a shit day … the video above have a funny scene with dildosHaving a shitty day, so came here for some pick me up.
Hoping everyone else is doing much better.
I’m having a shitty evening. About to pour a glass of wine. Shall I get you one?Having a shitty day, so came here for some pick me up.
Hoping everyone else is doing much better.
Sounds lovely, thanks!I’m having a shitty evening. About to pour a glass of wine. Shall I get you one?
Shitty evening means drink out of the bottleI’m having a shitty evening. About to pour a glass of wine. Shall I get you one?
I would but I keep it in the fridge so it will stay coldShitty evening means drink out of the bottle
Haha I’m sure someone has invented a wine koozieI would but I keep it in the fridge so it will stay cold![]()
Never thought of wine as a straight-bottle-to-lips beverage. It's supposed to breath.Shitty evening means drink out of the bottle
Fuck itNever thought of wine as a straight-bottle-to-lips beverage. It's supposed to breath.
Or there's thatFuck it
They have. I just looked it up on Amazon for shits and giggles, and there are quite a few options out there.Haha I’m sure someone has invented a wine koozie![]()