Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I imagine that’s a much smaller demographic…


Also … unless you have a REALLY SMALL PENIS … like beyond micro penis … attempting that will 100% end up in an ER visit.

I see what you did there…

 

[SherlockianMan]

There is no limit to the things people will try to fuck.

It is the way of man

 

[HeavyBalls]

Out of curiosity, PornHub has a disturbing amount of wine-bottle fucking, but all of it inserting the bottle. None the other way around

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1503109/firefly_mal_cant_know.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Curiosity” did my suggestion awake something in you?

Just trying to up his follower count.

 

[angie33]

There is no limit to the things people will try to fuck.

Did you not see American pie?

 

[SherlockianMan]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1503109/firefly_mal_cant_know.gif

He's going to the special Hell after that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why? It’s not my fault you are cheddar challenged

Could be? You don’t know all the intricacies of space and time and epigenetic phenomena!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Did you not see American pie?

https://31.media.tumblr.com/02ef0a853ed26609646298efd2579009/tumblr_mtwm14Ho401qgapqso1_500.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

Let's do this then...View attachment 2325428

 

[BrendaBear]

Did you not see American pie?

I did not… and now I know, I really do not want to. Thanks!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let's do this then...View attachment 2325428

Is that a precursor to bottle fucking?

 

[HeavyBalls]

He's going to the special Hell after that.

https://outintheblack.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/tumblr_msivw0kcng1r16y3co1_500.gif

 

[lavendersilk]

I did not… and now I know, I really do not want to. Thanks!

Me neither. And I know people who love it, but NMK.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me neither. And I know people who love it, but NMK.

I don’t think it holds up…great. I still laugh but not sure I would upon first viewing as an adult w/o attachment to it.

 

[SherlockianMan]

https://outintheblack.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/tumblr_msivw0kcng1r16y3co1_500.gif

I'm going to the Special Hell now because I have a massive crush on Kaylee and read that as very inviting.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me neither. And I know people who love it, but NMK.

The movie that is. Pie fucking is always great.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is that a precursor to bottle fucking?

Well, I have the bottle here. Crater Lake Rye. Outstanding small batch distillery.

I killed most of the moonshine last time.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think it holds up…great. I still laugh but not sure I would upon first viewing as an adult w/o attachment to it.

I still watch for the tits.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm going to the Special Hell now because I have a massive crush on Kaylee and read that as very inviting.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/87/d5/3d87d51403cc7174626a8f3a4f9cfa14.gif

 

[jason28053]

And think someone going to try and fuck cheese tonight after reading this thread.

And this is a bad thing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I still watch for the tits.

Same. And Alyson Hannigan. But in this modern day not sure it’s worth it for just those things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The movie that is. Pie fucking is always great.

So you’re endorsing pie fucking but not a movie about pie fucking.

Got it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you’re endorsing pie fucking but not a movie about pie fucking.

Got it.

And I love movies about surfing but not surfing. Brains are a conundrum

 

[BrendaBear]

So you’re endorsing pie fucking but not a movie about pie fucking.

Got it.

Mental note… don’t ever eat anything at Monkey Rex’s place… ever.

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm going to the Special Hell now because I have a massive crush on Kaylee and read that as very inviting.

Sameee