Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

No pencil d.... Hmm. Here...

And if I drank a full bottle, I'd probably prove it

 

[SherlockianMan]

I feel like wine bottle fucking is someone’s kink

no kink-shaming, but I feel sorry for them

 

[LupineOne]

*ding ding ding ding

And to do that, neither one can laugh at the other. Consideration and communication are key

 

[crazychemgirl]

And to do that, neither one can laugh at the other. Consideration and communication are key

Oh crap …. Hysterical laughter immediately after he takes off his pants is probably ill advised.

 

[LupineOne]

Oh crap …. Hysterical laughter immediately after he takes off his pants is probably ill advised.

Correct

 

[BrendaBear]

… Consideration and communication are key

…growling and some drool is fine too….

 

[angie33]

Oh crap …. Hysterical laughter immediately after he takes off his pants is probably ill advised.

Are start looking for that wine bottle.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm just an asshole.

It's good to embrace a calling.

 

[jason28053]

Size does matter but more importantly know how to use what you got correctly.

And don’t fuck the

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh crap …. Hysterical laughter immediately after he takes off his pants is probably ill advised.

Although an exaggerated spit take is always comedy gold.

 

[BrendaBear]

It's good to embrace a calling.

Understanding one’s own true nature is one of the requirements for happiness….

…I guess…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And don’t fuck the

the sensational follow-up to Who Moved My Cheese. With much better seminars.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Mmmm cheese

 

[SherlockianMan]

I feel like wine bottle fucking is someone’s kink

Out of curiosity, PornHub has a disturbing amount of wine-bottle fucking, but all of it inserting the bottle. None the other way around

 

[Trubbycat]

Out of curiosity, PornHub has a disturbing amount of wine-bottle fucking, but all of it inserting the bottle. None the other way around

Some folks are so backwards.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Out of curiosity, PornHub has a disturbing amount of wine-bottle fucking, but all of it inserting the bottle. None the other way around

“Curiosity” did my suggestion awake something in you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Out of curiosity, PornHub has a disturbing amount of wine-bottle fucking, but all of it inserting the bottle. None the other way around

I imagine that’s a much smaller demographic…


Also … unless you have a REALLY SMALL PENIS … like beyond micro penis … attempting that will 100% end up in an ER visit.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Mmmm cheese

 

[angie33]

And think someone going to try and fuck cheese tonight after reading this thread.

 

[SherlockianMan]

“Curiosity” did my suggestion awake something in you?

Nah, just habit as a trained researcher.

 

[crazychemgirl]

And think someone going to try and fuck cheese tonight after reading this thread.

There is no limit to the things people will try to fuck.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mmmm cheese

Stop it!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There is no limit to the things people will try to fuck.

Amen sister. Wait…are you saying that like a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[SherlockianMan]

And think someone going to try and fuck cheese tonight after reading this thread.

I suggest warming it up first for that more natural feel

 

[crazychemgirl]

Stop it!

Why? It’s not my fault you are cheddar challenged