Sex & Shenanigans

[SherlockianMan]

Exactly.

And the only bit I remember is the same as everyone else

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

 

[angie33]

Have any of the guys tried to fuck a hole in Swiss cheese...?

My ex husband could easily if he tried.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did it really???

No. But it sounded better . Cheese fucking is one of the finalists in my document of ideas for it though.

 

[BrendaBear]

Stealing my bits I see. And not even credited. *sigh* it’s a cruel, cruel world.

Wait.. @crazychemgirl stole your naughty bits?? Were they detachable?

Did she cut them off???

Wow! That is just… sheesh!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wait.. @crazychemgirl stole your naughty bits?? Were they detachable?

Did she cut them off???

Wow! That is just… sheesh!

I’m not King Missile, I’m Monkey Rex.

 

[Trubbycat]

Wait.. @crazychemgirl stole your naughty bits?? Were they detachable?

Did she cut them off???

Wow! That is just… sheesh!

Do I have to share the Detachable Penis song again?

 

[SherlockianMan]

No. But it sounded better . Cheese fucking is one of the finalists in my document of ideas for it though.

It sounds gouda, but will lead to edamnation

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It sounds gouda, but will lead to edamnation

Mmmm edamames

Did I mention it’s almost dinner time?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I doubt his dick could fit in the hole but I like your enthusiasm

I was thinking this....
But also I question... The wine? Or the wine bottle??

 

[jason28053]

My ex husband could easily if he tried.

Was he Swiss ?

 

[SherlockianMan]

I was thinking this....
But also I question... The wine? Or the wine bottle??

Wine, yes. Wine bottle hole, definitely not

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm fine with just shooting the shit. Snark and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms


Tits never hurt either...

Mmmmm beeewbies

 

[lavendersilk]

Have any of the guys tried to fuck a hole in Swiss cheese...?

How small is your... nevermind. Not baby swiss I'm assuming...

 

[BrendaBear]

My ex husband could easily if he tried.

I had heard about a guy…

But… were you weren’t really married to “Needle Dick The Bug Fucker”, right?

 

[angie33]

Was he Swiss ?

Along with other things.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And the only bit I remember is the same as everyone else

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Yep, that's his "The Road Not Taken," the one everyone knows part of. I used to have "Fern Hill" memorized. It is made for reading aloud.

But then again, my username is a literary allusion EVERYBODY APPARENTLY HATES.

I am pretentious.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Mmmmm beeewbies

Hi, I'm the Beast, and I LOVE teh BEWBS!

 

[Trubbycat]

Mmmmm beeewbies

 

[HeavyBalls]

Yep, that's his "The Road Not Taken," the one everyone knows part of. I used to have "Fern Hill" memorized. It is made for reading aloud.

But then again, my username is a literary allusion EVERYBODY APPARENTLY HATES.

I am pretentious.

I'm just an asshole.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wine, yes. Wine bottle hole, definitely not

No pencil d.... Hmm. Here...

 

[jason28053]

Along with other things.

Do tell

 

[angie33]

I had heard about a guy…

But… were you weren’t really married to “Needle Dick The Bug Fucker”, right?

Size does matter but more importantly know how to use what you got correctly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like wine bottle fucking is someone’s kink

 

[crazychemgirl]

Size does matter but more importantly know how to use what you got correctly.

*ding ding ding ding

 

[Trubbycat]

How small is your... nevermind. Not baby swiss I'm assuming...

Big enough to not fit in a wine bottle.