Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 1498366]

Never thought of wine as a straight-bottle-to-lips beverage. It's supposed to breathe.

Eh. Not all wine needs to breathe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eh. Not all wine needs to breathe.

Yeah … some need to be guzzled

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

They have. I just looked it up on Amazon for shits and giggles, and there are quite a few options out there.

I was far too lazy to do that! I also know they make straws that are long enough to go into a wine bottle

 

[SherlockianMan]

They have. I just looked it up on Amazon for shits and giggles, and there are quite a few options out there.

Oh yeah. Like I've seen the bras you can fill with booze. I mean, I love being next to tits and wouldnt deny that for alcohol, but I don't need my Crown Royal at body temp.

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck it

I doubt his dick could fit in the hole but I like your enthusiasm

 

[SherlockianMan]

I was far too lazy to do that! I also know they make straws that are long enough to go into a wine bottle

Blow bubbles in, that'll aerate it

 

[SherlockianMan]

I doubt his dick could fit in the hole but I like your enthusiasm

Yeah...plus I'm not making that ER visit

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I doubt his dick could fit in the hole but I like your enthusiasm

He could fuck himself with it though

 

[SherlockianMan]

He could fuck himself with it though

This seems more doable, but alcohol doesn't sound like a fun lube

 

[crazychemgirl]

He could fuck himself with it though

Well this took a turn.

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Well this took a turn.

whoops?

 

[BrendaBear]

Uhm…. Spanking…
And… bondsge.

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[SherlockianMan]

Well this took a turn.

Yeah, but there would absolutely be more Litsters on here that would watch

 

[lavendersilk]

Having a shitty day, so came here for some pick me up.

Hoping everyone else is doing much better.

What can we talk about to cheer you up?

Wine fucking... got it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Having a shitty day, so came here for a pick up.

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[Deleted member 1498366]

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How’d he not fly out of the back?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hey! @crazychemgirl

If you had to pick just two kinks to follow what would they be....

The mic is open to the room, don't be bashful!!

When I can get my freaking vanilla spousexto try any, I'll return & report!

 

[SherlockianMan]

What can we talk about to cheer you up?

I'm fine with just shooting the shit. Snark and sarcasm are my coping mechanisms


Tits never hurt either...

 

[BrendaBear]

Shitty evening means drink out of the bottle

Enby gets right to the heart of the matter.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How’d he not fly out of the back?

We did this regularly as kids

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

We did this regularly as kids

I’ve ridden in the back but not jumped while moving

 

[BrendaBear]

We did this regularly as kids

(meaning last week)

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m having a shitty evening. About to pour a glass of wine. Shall I get you one?

Are we doing this again? Because last time I drunk DMed someone. Poetry.

 

[SherlockianMan]

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My preferred vehicular travel is motorboats
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[lavendersilk]

Are we doing this again? Because last time I drunk DMed someone. Poetry.

Please send me drunk poetry. It is one of my kinks.