Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I don't like steak

Chopped steak???
Like loaded? Onions, mushrooms, side of grilled asparagus??
Maybe some buttered mashed potatoes.

 

[Wand3rlust]

How do you like your beans?

Wow.
*it deserved 2*

 

[Wand3rlust]

Chopped steak???
Like loaded? Onions, mushrooms, side of grilled asparagus??
Maybe some buttered mashed potatoes.

Hmm. Chopped is OK. But a lump of it?

Nope. Ugh.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The teacher I'm substituting for today... his initials are DP. And the students have made him little notes that he has on his desk. "We DP" "DP is the best!" "Every morning with DP is a good morning."

The kids are all right.

It’s only a select few of the population… the special few… who cannot … under any circumstance… think of anything else when those initials are in front of us.

 

[dawn_of_night]

How do you like your beans?

So many good options here....

And ... Go!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ditto. But favorite is probably morning sex. Love being woken up with it. Followed by afternoon sex. Then middle of the night sex. Least favorite (but most common) is bedtime.

Oh, yes, wake up sex is wonderful. You are all warm, awake, energized. Usually slow and languid, loving --but not always. I hate mornings, but that was the best part of waking up --sorry, Folgers. Middle of the night sex is almost always hot and bothered. I also really enjoy "just before we go out to meet up with other people" sex and "Just before the guests arrive, and hey? is that the doorbell? I'll get it while you fix your dress and hair, and fuck that was good" sex.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't like steak

No problem, I'll take yours. You can have my...let's see...steamed broccoli.

 

[AmberLGreen]

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Since we were talking about good meat earlier, I present: American Wygu. Rare. Second only to prime rib in my humble opinion. Absolutely excellent. I’m still digesting, I ate too much

Stick a fork in that! It’s about to run off the plate

And as for the yellow stuff… if it comes out of your body looking the same as it went in, then it wasn’t meant to go in there!

 

[AmberLGreen]

How do you like your beans?

Flicked

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A few less hard-ons for you?

Let's put it this way... My bedroom ceiling will stop looking like a freshly-iced cake.

Unless you want to come sit on my lap. I've been told it's like sitting on a fire hydrant!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Flicked

Correct answer.

 

[Bry1313]

I don't like steak

but you’ll eat sad beans on toast?

 

[AmberLGreen]

but you’ll eat sad beans on toast?

Those beans aren’t sad. They are little balls of pure joy and delight.

Slice of cheese on toast, smothered in baked beans and topped with a fried egg. Food orgasm

 

[Bry1313]

Those beans aren’t sad. They are little balls of pure joy and delight.

Slice of cheese on toast, smothered in baked beans and topped with a fried egg. Food orgasm

Our sexualities apparently are not aligned….you ruined that egg toast with your sad beans.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Those beans aren’t sad. They are little balls of pure joy and delight.

Slice of cheese on toast, smothered in baked beans and topped with a fried egg. Food orgasm

Baked beans and eggs are evil. The only thing that belongs on toast - besides butter - is mozzarella cheese.

 

[LupineOne]

Stick a fork in that! It’s about to run off the plate

And as for the yellow stuff… if it comes out of your body looking the same as it went in, then it wasn’t meant to go in there!

Wolf, remember? I do love the hunt.

Sweet corn? Not meant to be eaten? It’s delicious!
Besides, have you seen @MrsPassion ’s kernels lately??

 

[lavendersilk]

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[AmberLGreen]

@LupineOne preparing dinner

https://media.tenor.com/S5NPt7jQFB4AAAAM/pisscord-zerosuitsans.gif

 

[AuntieDisco]

@LupineOne preparing dinner

https://media.tenor.com/S5NPt7jQFB4AAAAM/pisscord-zerosuitsans.gif

That’s actually very cute

 

[dawn_of_night]

@LupineOne preparing dinner

https://media.tenor.com/S5NPt7jQFB4AAAAM/pisscord-zerosuitsans.gif

He's soo cute!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can’t stop yawning this morning

 

[LupineOne]

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Savage. But the joke’s on you, John. I love chocolate. And you don’t joke like that. Not to me.

*10 minutes later, picking fangs

…I should’ve known he’d be tough. Damn it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Some poor sucker got nailed good

Fuck yeah, he did

*Waits to get kicked off the thread

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Did yall see the video of the orca eating the great white shark?

Yeah that shit was wild.

 

[MrsPassion]

Wolf, remember? I do love the hunt.

Sweet corn? Not meant to be eaten? It’s delicious!
Besides, have you seen @MrsPassion ’s kernels lately??

I knew you were looking