Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

You can't please everyone.... You're not Nutella...
Are you???

Mmmmmm Nutella

 

[lavendersilk]

You can't please everyone.... You're not @PlanetaryNebula
Are you???

FIFY

 

[morelikeasong]

You can't please everyone.... You're not Nutella...
Are you???

I am sweet and a bit nutty

 

[BrendaBear]

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[crazychemgirl]

I think I should make my own pop tarts this weekend … Nutella .. strawberry and….

 

[BrendaBear]

I think I should make my own pop tarts this weekend … Nutella .. strawberry and….

…and a tart?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I think I should make my own pop tarts this weekend … Nutella .. strawberry and….

Imagine having the gall to use your kitchen for cooking when the prospect of kitchen BJ's was just dangled in front of all of us.
The nerve!

 

[Bry1313]

Ouch. Burn. And not on me

Some poor sucker got nailed good

 

[Bry1313]

So you are part of the posh who chooses to make your life less enjoyable to spite the poors?

 

[Bry1313]

Psh … I didn’t mean it darling.

She meant it to me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Imagine having the gall to use your kitchen for cooking when the prospect of kitchen BJ's was just dangled in front of all of us.
The nerve!

The AUDACITY

 

[Bry1313]

I feel like I should be offended at some point … I’ve been called a liar, mentally unstable … among other things. Just in the last 3 hours

Try being me for a day around here

 

[BrendaBear]

Try being me for a day around here

You do refer to yourself as “Master Wanker”… so, there is that.

 

[Bambear99]

Imagine having the gall to use your kitchen for cooking when the prospect of kitchen BJ's was just dangled in front of all of us.
The nerve!

That would make for the premise of an interesting cooking challenge show. Move over “Iron Chef”, because here comes “Blowjob Kitchen”.

 

[BrendaBear]

That would make for the premise of an interesting cooking challenge show. Move over “Iron Chef”, because here comes “Blowjob Kitchen”.

I didn’t watch Iron Chef… so would they be doing…. taste tests then?

“Contestant number three has a fine tasting cock… spicy, but not overpowering”

“Yes, but contestant four had such a better serving size….”

 

[__Nathan1968]

Fuck me.... That should say MOVE!!!
I AM NOT THE KINK.

TSOL sang the song Code Blue about just this sort of kink.

 

[Bry1313]

Your emojis are broken.

It’s good you stepped up to say this when others aren’t around to do so

 

[lavendersilk]

That would make for the premise of an interesting cooking challenge show. Move over “Iron Chef”, because here comes “Blowjob Kitchen”.

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[Bambear99]

I didn’t watch Iron Chef… so would they be doing…. taste tests then?

“Contestant number three has a fine tasting cock… spicy, but not overpowering”

“Yes, but contestant four had such a better serving size….”

Perhaps the chefs would have to prepare signature dishes whilst having someone lip locked on their crotchular regions.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Mmmmmm Nutella

I like the strawberry

 

[dawn_of_night]

I am sweet and a bit nutty

Mmmm.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I think you mean un-skinned

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I should make my own pop tarts this weekend … Nutella .. strawberry and….

And banana

 

[LupineOne]

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Fuck. That hurt just looking at it

 

[crazychemgirl]

Try being me for a day around here