Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Well, pur were the Fighting Quakers, the horse I'm on isn't quite high enough to judge

Sorry, Eugene, not Salem. Added a link.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

It… well, didn’t go well. The whale blubber landed miles away in heavy chunks, totalled cars, wrecked stuff, and stunk for a very long time.

This has turned into my morning rabbit hole, because it put in mind the horrifying and hilarious boat-whale collision from The Boys (if anyone's a fan). It looks to me like one chunk demolished a new 1970 Continental. Maybe God's reply to Lincoln for taking suicide doors out of production.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Bye

More for me

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did yall see the video of the orca eating the great white shark?

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Never thought of it like this… but it’s brilliant

 

[AmberLGreen]

This has turned into my morning rabbit hole, because it put in mind the horrifying and hilarious boat-whale collision from The Boys (if anyone's a fan). It looks to me like one chunk demolished a new 1970 Continental. Maybe God's reply to Lincoln for taking suicide doors out of production.

Good job it wasn’t a sperm whale. That beach would have looked like @AWonkyDonkey ’s bedroom ceiling

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Because we were talking about pagers yesterday

 

[AuntieDisco]

Did yall see the video of the orca eating the great white shark?

The question is would I want to see that?

 

[morelikeasong]

Favorite time for sex? Early Birdy? Afternoon Delight? Nighty Night?

For me? All three. I am down for sex 24/7. I don't care.

Ditto. But favorite is probably morning sex. Love being woken up with it. Followed by afternoon sex. Then middle of the night sex. Least favorite (but most common) is bedtime.

 

[crazychemgirl]

The question is would I want to see that?

Yes!!

 

[Bry1313]

I love well-done steak.
I love a flaccid penis.
I love ketchup on my eggs.
I love sports.

Can you tell which one is real?

Please tell me it’s number 4, 2 is ok if you enjoy elevating the penis. 1&3 are horror shows.

I see it’s a trick question….that works too

 

[AuntieDisco]

Yes!!

Beware of Granma Sophia!!!

 

[Bry1313]

Yes!!

Orcas are the biggest bad asses in the ocean

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good job it wasn’t a sperm whale. That beach would have looked like @AWonkyDonkey ’s bedroom ceiling

I'll never look at a whale carcass the same way again.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'll never look at a whale carcass the same way again.

A few less hard-ons for you?

 

[LupineOne]

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Since we were talking about good meat earlier, I present: American Wygu. Rare. Second only to prime rib in my humble opinion. Absolutely excellent. I’m still digesting, I ate too much

 

[lavendersilk]

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Since we were talking about good meat earlier, I present: American Wygu. Rare. Second only to prime rib in my humble opinion. Absolutely excellent. I’m still digesting, I ate too much

And... !

 

[Bambear99]

View attachment 2325145For reference…

(For the record, I really don’t care how people choose to ruin their food.)

 

[LupineOne]

And... !

True. But your emoji is broken

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, pur were the Fighting Quakers, the horse I'm on isn't quite high enough to judge

Save a horse, ride a ....
Cowgirl???

 

[Wand3rlust]

I don't like steak

 

[dawn_of_night]

2 is ok if you enjoy elevating the penis....

This is what I was thinking.....
I love sucking him hard

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The teacher I'm substituting for today... his initials are DP. And the students have made him little notes that he has on his desk. "We DP" "DP is the best!" "Every morning with DP is a good morning."

The kids are all right.

 

[Strixaluco]

I don't like steak

I can eat yours, too.

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't like steak

How do you like your beans?