Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I found this cute little town, ARJAY, KY
My namesake
https://censusreporter.org/profiles/16000US2101972-arjay-ky/
Population 96...

Talk about a hole in the walĺ

I used to live in a tiny little town near the Oregon coast. Only two businesses there, a grocery store and a restaurant. And the grocery store had the most awesome steaks!!! One of the owners butchered them himself, and the cows were raised, right there, 1/4 mile down the road. Soooo awesome!!! If only I had the job I have now back then, I could have stayed there.

I don’t know the population, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was less than 100.

And having sex on the bank of the Umpqua river was pretty awesome too.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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What do you say, @PlanetaryNebula ?
Time to hunt?

Omg I’m droooooooooling. Yes. Time to hunt. Arooooooooooooo!

 

[lavendersilk]

Great! So... Blowjobs! Amiright, guys?

I love them. Never met one I didn't like.

 

[SmokingFap]

My mom is 5'. I swear she is getting smaller everyday... gravity. It weighs you down.

Did you know you are taller when you first wake up?

Yeah, but eventually my cock shrinks to 5' 9"...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ll try…

So what’s the best cut of steak to eat after a good fuck?

You’re welcome, everyone.

Tenderloin/ bloody

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does anyone ever talk about sex on this Sex and Shenanigans thread?

Sometimes…. It seems to be mostly shenanigans. We can’t help ourselves. We’re all so goddamn weird

 

[SixShooter14]

Sometimes…. It seems to be mostly shenanigans. We can’t help ourselves. We’re all so goddamn sexy

Fify

 

[SmokingFap]

I don’t like it on steak, but it’s pretty good on a grilled hamburger…..the way they ate them at Gettysburg.

Yeah. A Hamburger Hill joke would have been too easy.

 

[SmokingFap]

Sometimes…. It seems to be mostly shenanigans. We can’t help ourselves. We’re all so goddamn weird

Nebula, I've run across you on enough varied threads to know that your best trait is your self-awareness.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nebula, I've run across you on enough varied threads to know that your best trait is your self-awareness.

And don’t forget my lack of filter lol

 

[HeavyBalls]

It was warm, now it's cold...

Make your mind nature!!!!

 

[SmokingFap]

And don’t forget my lack of filter lol

Yeah, that. I seem to remember a call for all the guys to send you dick pics for your birthday. I had never chatted with you, but I sent you one. It wasn't my dick, though, and you yelled at me about it.

 

[BrendaBear]

Nebs won’t put up with counterfeit dick. The lady has standards, don’t ya know!

 

[lavendersilk]

Favorite time for sex? Early Birdy? Afternoon Delight? Nighty Night?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yeah, that. I seem to remember a call for all the guys to send you dick pics for your birthday. I had never chatted with you, but I sent you one. It wasn't my dick, though, and you yelled at me about it.

I remember…. Lmfao . I want genuine litster dick. You can make it up to me when I turn 42

 

[BrendaBear]

Favorite time for sex? Early Birdy? Afternoon Delight? Nighty Night?

Sure - those times work.

Interesting question - I never thought about the time of day, so much as the where.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Favorite time for sex? Early Birdy? Afternoon Delight? Nighty Night?

When I have just the right amount of booze in me…
But no seriously, don’t touch me in the morning. Unless you know what you’re doing

 

[DickandDoof]

Early Birdy. It’s the only time I have the energy and the alertness.

 

[Bambear99]

Favorite time for sex? Early Birdy? Afternoon Delight? Nighty Night?

I don’t know that I’d decline any of those. I’m pretty easy.

 

[lavendersilk]

For me? All three. I am down for sex 24/7. I don't care.

Sure - those times work.

 

[SmokingFap]

I remember…. Lmfao . I want genuine litster dick. You can make it up to me when I turn 42

After the way you treated me, when I was only trying to be nice on your birthday? Forget it, bitch. I'm sending you the biggest dog turd I can find. By snail mail.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

After the way you treated me, when I was only trying to be nice on your birthday? Forget it, bitch. I'm sending you the biggest dog turd I can find. By snail mail.

Expect me to return the favor

 

[SmokingFap]

Expect me to return the favor

Sorry. Guess I should have included the winky face.

 

[SmokingFap]

Sarcasm sometimes gets lost in text translation.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sorry. Guess I should have included the winky face.

Winky face required. Inwas afraid you would be trying to chop my tits off next