Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Mmmmm taco-adjacent


I like fajitas too.


Are they white people food ?

Who cares.... They taste delicious!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Either one will whip you into a frenzy I suppose.

Damn bro....
Save the vagjayjay....

 

[lavendersilk]

I went for a doctors visit this morning. When they did my height and weight, they marked me as 6'2.5" when I've been 6'2" the past 20 years. I'm absolutely chuffed at that extra .5". Now I'm trying to decide what I want for lunch today. Gotta eat hearty on account of how I'm still a growing boy!

(also, they didn't ask me to take my shoes off this time, but I'm pretending that has nothing to do with it)

I used to be 5' 5 3/4"... I longed to be 5' 6". I am on my Driver's License. Now I'm 5' 5".

 

[dawn_of_night]

Popeye's won for lunch.
It's cold and rainy here so getting food from a place where I wouldn't have to get out of my car played a big part in making that decision.

Mmmm. Red beans and rice..,

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used to be 5' 5 3/4"... I longed to be 5' 6". I am on my Driver's License. Now I'm 5' 5".

I’ve been exactly 6’ most of my life. A couple years ago I was getting a test and the nurse measured my height and said I was 5’11” and I blurted out “you’re a goddamn liar” she was very taken aback.

But she wasn’t wrong. “Sigh”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t believe in cross contamination

Cleanliness is next to uhmm horniness? I guess. One drawer over at least.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I picked the right time to pick up lunch. I just got back to my office a few minutes ago and the rain just started coming down in torrents. Happy to be warm and cozy inside!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where are all the fun sizes peeps....
Where's the 5'3 & 5'4 crew????

 

[crazychemgirl]

5’3” here … been so my whole life.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cleanliness is next to uhmm horniness? I guess. One drawer over at least.

Drunk?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I picked the right time to pick up lunch. I just got back to my office a few minutes ago and the rain just started coming down in torrents. Happy to be warm and cozy inside!

Oh that is SO satisfying … it’s almost serendipitous

 

[Whiskeyjack]

5’3” here … been so my whole life.

Damn. That's a giant baby!

 

[dawn_of_night]

5’3” here … been so my whole life.

I love that for you

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Drunk?

Me? Nope. Sadly this is all raw monkey.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Damn. That's a giant baby!

It was astonishing … I’m a medical marvel.. I hand my own Guinness record and everything

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me? Nope. Sadly this is all raw monkey.

Skinless?

Is skinless monkey better than the regular variety ?

 

[lavendersilk]

My mom is 5'. I swear she is getting smaller everyday... gravity. It weighs you down.

Did you know you are taller when you first wake up?

 

[BodieOhl]

5’3” here … been so my whole life.

I hope your mom was OK when you came out!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Skinless?

Is skinless monkey better than the regular variety ?

What exactly does raw mean in Canada?

 

[crazychemgirl]

My mom is 5'. I swear she is getting smaller everyday... gravity. It weighs you down.

Did you know you are taller when you first wake up?

I did know that … I also know that the weight of the world is what weighs me down throughout the day

 

[crazychemgirl]

I hope your mom was OK when you came out!

Too late. You are awarded no points.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Cleanliness is next to uhmm horniness? I guess. One drawer over at least.

Let’s just say my kitchen toys have not met my pleasure toys

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let’s just say my kitchen toys have not met my pleasure toys

Fucking in the kitchen does not mean toys belong in the kitchen… I agree.

 

[BodieOhl]

Too late. You are awarded no points.

Wait, there's points?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, there's points?

Yes you are already negative…. And this is not a par situation.