Nope, never! Not onceDoes anyone ever talk about sex on this Sex and Shenanigans thread?
Wrong! It is cheese.
You’re goddamn right! And I wouldn’t have it any other way
As she should! @PlanetaryNebula deserves ALL THE DICKS and is 1000% worth it!
Yes.
But wait, that’s only 3 times a day 
Who needs the ability to walk in a straight line anyway?
The problem comes when you can't even walk a crooked line.Who needs the ability to walk in a straight line anyway?
Yeah, if you can remember WHY you can't walk.Been there. Totally worth it
As long as the cops aren’t observingBeen there. Totally worth it
Right. Me neither
I'll drive!
Are you gonna call me a bitch and cut my tits off? Cuz idk… I might have to sit in the backseat
Don't know where the "cutting your tits off" thing came from, but I apologized and even chewed on my toes for a while...
I was going to make a joke about “kink shaming”… but that is way too gross for me to joke about…
I was going to make a joke about “kink shaming”… but that is way too gross for me to joke about…
Well… maybe a little joking…
In other news, water is wet.I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but feet are icky, toes aren’t for chewing, cannibalism is bad, and I’ll be in the backseat with Nebs if you need me
I didn’t know you ACTUALLY chewed on them. The apology was eh. But I forgive you
I'd kiss you back, but my mouth tastes like feet.And with that… I’m calling it an evening folks. muah
If I could actually chew on my own toes, then I could suck my own cock. And we would never have had this conversation.
Oh it was a horrible idea, and fully documented by Portland News. Nothing went right, and everything went horribly, terribly, wonderfully wrong. On tape.
It smashed the truck of the guy with the dynamite. Don't piss off a dead whale...It… well, didn’t go well. The whale blubber landed miles away in heavy chunks, totalled cars, wrecked stuff, and stunk for a very long time.
We watched the news footage of it in marine bio class in high school. Who thought it was ever going to end well!?!?!
Eugene's baseball team is the Exploding Whales.
Well, we were the Fighting Quakers, the horse I'm on isn't quite high enough to judge
