Sex & Shenanigans

Because I got in suuuper early when it was a kickstarter and got both editions signed (for display) and unsigned (for play, not foreplay, though hmmmm :unsure:)
Listen... If you want exploding kittens in you private areas I'm not judging....
But now I understand....
You got it because it was a collector things... I get it.
 
Wait a minute.... Is that comma sucking the other ones toes??
Feet are so fucking gross....
If I give you a foot massage .... You are loved

Feet are gross … I agree.

Did you see in the news, some high school had a fund raiser where students were licking peanut butter off each other’s feet…. True story. That is too gross for me to make up. 🤢🤢


https://www.newsweek.com/video-foot-licking-oklahoma-school-sparks-anger-1875282
I hate feet! I need mind bleach! 🤢🤢🤢🤮

You freeze your drawers? I've heard of freezing jeans, but that sounds a little cra-cray. (Narrator voice, it IS right there in her name)
That’s nothing new. Haven’t you seen The Seven Year Itch where Marilyn Monroe freezes her panties?

You went 6 hours back in this thread to find that?
Man, if I go back more than 5 minutes I get hopelessly lost.
I use notifications to see where I left off

Say what you want (as long as it’s nice) about @Kitty_so_frisky but she’s dedicated AF!
The FOMO is real 😭

Can somebody kidnap me? Please?
I don’t wanna anymore 🤣🥺🥺🥺
*Puts rare steaks in the back of the van and leaves the doors open…*

I have an autographed version of Exploding Kittens!
NICE! I’ll be right over!

I’ll send you some 24hr links later tonight ;)
I at least shared a pic of the Chex mix!
💗💗💗 (Also…pssst…rule #3!)

I gotchu babe! On it’s way!
💗💗💗

The highest challenge level in “Blowjob Kitchen” where the featured appendage must be used to slice a tomato.
What if it’s too thick? Can I use it as an immersion blender instead?
 
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