Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

I legit wasn’t trying to start shit with that. It was just a throw away joke to me. I have no strong feelings for or against hockey

Samesies!

 

[curious_me]

Jod… is Jod the temu version of god?

That's hilarious.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Samesies!

I’d say I’d learned my lesson. But I for sure haven’t.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I prefer the maple ones … I mean, I am Canadian afterall.

Maple…beans?!?

I mean… I’m down for some reg tortilla nachos … but if you haven’t at least switched it up at least once with a Dorito variety … I’m concerned for your mental health.

Ma’am. Doritos are good once in a while, but I’m half Mexican, I know how to season my food in a way that doesn’t require chips from a red bag

Plenty of ways to spice up and vary nachos w/o resorting to Doritos.

And if this is what triggers you mental health response in me, maybe WE should be worried about YOU

Exactly!

Nacho

My fat fingers are genetic and a protected condition. Don’t make me report you to HR. Again.

Fat fingers aren’t always a bad thing…

 

[curious_me]

I’d say I’d learned my lesson. But I for sure haven’t.

You can always try again.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can always try again.

Past performance is no guarantee of future results but it sure as shit seems like a good bet.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Maple…beans?!?

You went 6 hours back in this thread to find that?
Man, if I go back more than 5 minutes I get hopelessly lost.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You went 6 hours back in this thread to find that?
Man, if I go back more than 5 minutes I get hopelessly lost.

Say what you want (as long as it’s nice) about @Kitty_so_frisky but she’s dedicated AF!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well you missed out on two days of swimsuits because of it

Wait, I missed day 2?

And Chex Mix...

AND I missed Chex Mix?!

I might go for a burrito... that's taco-adjacent.

Not…really? Still good, but not as good or as taco-adjacent as taquitos loaded with guac and cheese…only no cheese for you

Mmmmm taco-adjacent


I like fajitas too.


Are they white people food ?

If they’re from Chili’s, yes, definitely If you like fajitas though, you should try steak picado. Pretty much the same ingredients as fajitas, but cooked like a stew instead of grilled, and it makes the pieces of steak soooooo juicy and tender

I went for a doctors visit this morning. When they did my height and weight, they marked me as 6'2.5" when I've been 6'2" the past 20 years. I'm absolutely chuffed at that extra .5". Now I'm trying to decide what I want for lunch today. Gotta eat hearty on account of how I'm still a growing boy!

(also, they didn't ask me to take my shoes off this time, but I'm pretending that has nothing to do with it)

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I’ve had this tab open on my phone for at least a month trying to remind myself to use the word more.

Clearly you guys didn’t read The Oatmeal enough!
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[LupineOne]

Can somebody kidnap me? Please?
I don’t wanna anymore

 

[BodieOhl]

Clearly you guys didn’t read The Oatmeal enough!

I have an autographed version of Exploding Kittens!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Uuhm....

 

[AuntieDisco]

Can somebody kidnap me? Please?
I don’t wanna anymore

I would but I live in a place as cold as yours.

 

[BodieOhl]

Uuhm....

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71GXoP2+r8L.jpg

 

[lavendersilk]

Can somebody kidnap me? Please?
I don’t wanna anymore

I would love to kidnap you...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wait, there's points?

Yes you are already negative…. And this is not a par situation.

Stop, I don’t like it when my 2 frequent FMK spouses fight!

It’s not your fault … boobs help

They always do! I could use some now...

If it’ll help my FMK spouses get along…

 

[Wand3rlust]

Where are all the fun sizes peeps....
Where's the 5'3 & 5'4 crew????

5'1

 

[Wand3rlust]

Try being me for a day around here

Whine whine whine...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

5'1

Honestly, I’m surprised by this. You have more 5’8” energy!

 

[Strixaluco]

Can somebody kidnap me? Please?
I don’t wanna anymore

I'd fly away with you any time, but my owl wing span is too small I'm afraid.

 

[BodieOhl]

Stop, I don’t like it when my 2 frequent FMK spouses fight!




If it’ll help my FMK spouses get along…

It will! It will!

*Tacklehugs CCG* See we're friends!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Wait, I missed day 2?


AND I missed Chex Mix?!

I’ll send you some 24hr links later tonight
I at least shared a pic of the Chex mix!

 

[BrendaBear]

Can somebody kidnap me? Please?
I don’t wanna anymore

I can relate… like.. really relate.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/5NaeZy51DIUAAAAC/love-hug.gif

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ughh my work ruins everything!

FIFY

Fucking capitalism!

No (well, I mean maybe, but not what I was saying):

There
Ain't
No
Such
Thing
As
A
Free
Lunch

I…had NO IDEA that was an acronym and was also wondering why you were invoking Santa without properly tagging him

Man... Fuckers .... I gotta work... Be back afterwards

Your emojis are still broken

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Imagine having the gall to use your kitchen for cooking when the prospect of kitchen BJ's was just dangled in front of all of us.
The nerve!

¿Por que no los dos?

That would make for the premise of an interesting cooking challenge show. Move over “Iron Chef”, because here comes “Blowjob Kitchen”.

Chef’s Iron Cock

I didn’t watch Iron Chef… so would they be doing…. taste tests then?

“Contestant number three has a fine tasting cock… spicy, but not overpowering”

“Yes, but contestant four had such a better serving size….”

I’m gonna need you all to leave so I can have an hour alone with @Jaws82 on the prep table, kthxbai

Boobs always win

That’s what the guy running a PlayStation t-shirt giveaway said when I played the boobs card to snag the last XXL

Can confirm seeing yours has never failed to boost my mood.

I missed the mood booster, but um my inbox is open @morelikeasong

Do I need to send you friendly ?

Where can I register for this mailing list?