Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awe... Come with me, we'll find a quiet place...
Maybe in the kitchen

Most of the office is in the kitchen. They bring in lunch on Wednesday. I eat at my desk with the other mid level drones. Because capitalism’s outta control.

 

[BodieOhl]

They bring in lunch on Wednesday.

TANSTAAFL.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

TANSTAAFL.

Fucking A right brother. Ain’t worth the nights and weekends for sure.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well now I don’t know what emoji to give this.

Excellent.

I’ve achieved my goal for the day.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Your emojis are broken.

Fuck... My bad... I don't know how to fix them

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck... My bad... I don't know how to fix them

Wait … were the actual photos in the emojis. Cuz I miss everything

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Excellent.

I’ve achieved my goal for the day.

Sweet. Now you just get relax with a nice mid-week un-skinning without that pressure hanging over your head.

 

[dawn_of_night]

TANSTAAFL.

Wait.... We're having @TANSTAAFL58 for lunch???

*Line starts here*

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait … were the actual photos in the emojis. Cuz I miss everything

Nah girl, ain't smart enough for that shit....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Most of the office is in the kitchen. They bring in lunch on Wednesday. I eat at my desk with the other mid level drones. Because capitalism’s outta control.

Listen....
If you want to miss out on a kitchen BJ that's fine by me....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Listen....
If you want to miss out on a kitchen BJ that's fine by me....

Ughh my work ruins everything!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ughh … work ruins everything!

FIFY

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Listen....
If you want to miss out on a kitchen BJ that's fine by me....

Wait... I step away for 5 minutes and this is what I miss??? Whose kitchen??? Where???

 

[dawn_of_night]

They always do! I could use some now...

Ditto bro.

 

[BrendaBear]

Wait.... We're having @TANSTAAFL58 for lunch???

*Line starts here*

That is what I was wondering…

Um… I’d like seconds on that @TANSTAAFL58 serving please. And… his take out service is good too….

 

[BodieOhl]

Wait.... We're having @TANSTAAFL58 for lunch???

*Line starts here*

No (well, I mean maybe, but not what I was saying):

There
Ain't
No
Such
Thing
As
A
Free
Lunch

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

I mean, yes. But I didn’t want to assume there aren’t any people out there with emotionally and mentally fulfilling gigs. Just probably not folks on a dirty sex chat site in the middle of the workday.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wait... I step away for 5 minutes and this is what I miss??? Whose kitchen??? Where???

I mean??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, yes. But I didn’t want to assume there aren’t any people out there with emotionally and mentally fulfilling gigs. Just probably not folks on a dirty sex chat site in the middle of the workday.

Even if there are people with emotionally and mentally fulfilling jobs … they are still jobs.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No (well, I mean maybe, but not what I was saying):

There
Ain't
No
Such
Thing
As
A
Free
Lunch

 

[BrendaBear]

No (well, I mean maybe, but not what I was saying):

There
Ain't
No
Such
Thing
As
A
Free
Lunch

Uh oh… I am going to get tied up by @TANSTAAFL58 again if I get this wrong again….

If I am lucky…

 

[dawn_of_night]

Man... Fuckers .... I gotta work... Be back afterwards

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[BrendaBear]

I mean, yes. But I didn’t want to assume there aren’t any people out there with emotionally and mentally fulfilling gigs. Just probably not folks on a dirty sex chat site in the middle of the workday.

Actually, I love my job and enjoy doing it… it’s great! Really!

Wondering who I am in trouble with now….

 

[dawn_of_night]

You can't please everyone.... You're not Nutella...
Are you???