Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh no friend. This is a different story

I’m not gonna ask. Nope. Not gonna. I’m too young to know.

 

[BrendaBear]

Lmfao @ your new AV

But… isn’t it a little… corny?



I had to go there!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t remember the name. Just that the lady ran off with the Lestat vampire guy at the end… and he was almost a non-character in the book. I guessed it was part of a series and I was supposed to know who he was already. It’s been over 20 years now.

That’s all of her vampire novels isn’t it?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t remember the name. Just that the lady ran off with the Lestat vampire guy at the end… and he was almost a non-character in the book. I guessed it was part of a series and I was supposed to know who he was already. It’s been over 20 years now.

Sounds almost like The Witching Hour… one of my absolute favourite books of all time.

 

[MrsPassion]

I’m not gonna ask. Nope. Not gonna. I’m too young to know.

In hindsight I should’ve explained it was a “hold my beer” kind of story not a “hide the ear of corn” kind of story

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s a commissioned piece. Definitely not an awkward google search for “sexy corn”

And you say you won’t go back tot he fruit stand “by choice”

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s a commissioned piece. Definitely not an awkward google search for “sexy corn”

I just noticed the AV. A+ babe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What book?!

The Seven Year Slip

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In hindsight I should’ve explained it was a “hold my beer” kind of story not a “hide the ear of corn” kind of story

See last comment.

 

[BrendaBear]

That’s all of her vampire novels isn’t it?

How would I know? I read one and vowed to never read another thing she wrote.

 

[Lmizzler]

No this is a legit true story. Not to mention that cock was almost 10 inches

He did it to himself

I’ve never seen @OrdinaryPerson fire tattoo!

 

[crazychemgirl]

How would I know? I read one and vowed to never read another thing she wrote.

I’ve read 90% of her books

She’s probably my 2nd favourite author after King

 

[MrsPassion]

And you say you won’t go back tot he fruit stand “by choice”

The fruit stand was a work of mad genius cringe posting. I stand by that thread but wish to never visit again

I just noticed the AV. A+ babe.

thanks. Wanted to slip into something more comfortable

 

[__Nathan1968]

Probably a smaller penis…having this thing bouncing off my knees all the time gets annoying. And don’t even ask me about wearing shorts.

Have you tried folding it in half?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve read 90% of her books

She’s probably my 2nd favourite author after King

Why do you stop before the endings?

 

[Lmizzler]

Have you tried folding it in half?

That is with it folded in half already.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Why do you stop before the endings?

If you read the whole books she might become your favorite author.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The fruit stand was a work of mad genius cringe posting. I stand by that thread but wish to never visit again

thanks. Wanted to slip into something more comfortable

Show us your corn silks baby

 

[__Nathan1968]

That is with it folded in half already.

Quarters is tough.

 

[LupineOne]

Dagger wielding rogue with questionable morals

A female Artemis Entreri
Yes I just geeked out a bit. Look him up

 

[Lmizzler]

Quarters is tough.

I doubled over in pain just thinking about that!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The fruit stand was a work of mad genius cringe posting. I stand by that thread but wish to never visit again

thanks. Wanted to slip into something more comfortable

Yeah this “wish” part is what I’m questioning. Sounds a little like there my be legal restrictions in place all’s I’m saying

 

[MrsPassion]

Show us your corn silks baby

*clutches kernels*

I’m a lady!! I could never!

…while sober

 

[morelikeasong]

A female Artemis Entreri
Yes I just geeked out a bit. Look him up

“Entreri lived an empty life, devoid of any kind of pleasure”

that doesn’t sound quite right

 

[MrsPassion]

Yeah this “wish” part is what I’m questioning. Sounds a little like there my be legal restrictions in place all’s I’m saying

Nothing illegal. And we don’t kink shame It was just a place where food and perverts collided

I don’t always think before making a thread. Hence the gems that can be found in the “Naughty Confessionals” thread.