Sex & Shenanigans

[SirConradPeckereye]

Did anyone watch Carnival Row?

I watched the first season wwwaaayyyy back when...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

See what happens when you start naming your junk @PlanetaryNebula? Nothing good. SMH.

You named your dick after me? And something bad happened? I dont believe it

 

[morelikeasong]

What’s your typical character archetype?

Dagger wielding rogue with questionable morals

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dagger wielding rogue with questionable morals

Ayup, that tracks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Probably a smaller penis…having this thing bouncing off my knees all the time gets annoying. And don’t even ask me about wearing shorts.

This is a family establishment… put the mouse back in the house.

 

[Bry1313]

late to the Secretary posting, but I once read the perfect commentary on it that can’t be improved




So everyone that likes it just general says they like it... its great. Its sexy. Its feel good... Then you watch and theres no sexy or feel good or any greatness...

Just like very sad girl situations, odd vegetation, very strange but perhaps efficient take out/ date/ laundry combo locations, implied poop, and just... so many un-sexy things.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Probably a smaller penis…having this thing bouncing off my knees all the time gets annoying. And don’t even ask me about wearing shorts.

I reject this sentiment

 

[Bry1313]

Also who is up for a lunch of one scoop of creamed potatoes, a slice of butter, four peas and as much ice cream as you’d like to eat

 

[Bry1313]

And you can drink a beer with the players when the game is over.

Those kids were 17&18, so I’d probably have beers with the parents

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You named your dick after me? And something bad happened? I dont believe it

I probably shouldn’t have trusted that tattoo artist of Craigslist. But you know, I was gonna sober up eventually so time was of the essence

 

[Whiskeyjack]

This is a family establishment… put the mouse back in the house.

Ummm... I've been here a fair while. I don't know everything, but I can say with 100% certainty that this is NOT a family establishment. Don't get me wrong - I love it here. But I'm not bringing my kids anytime soon.

 

[Lmizzler]

Those kids were 17&18, so I’d probably have beers with the parents

I went to a friends game once and it was simply called Beer League. The winning team got beer and the losing team had to buy!

 

[Bry1313]

Is that why you like @Bry1313 ??

Wait, this is how she interacts with people she likes??????

 

[Lmizzler]

This is a family establishment… put the mouse back in the house.

How’d you know it wasn’t really a snake but was instead a mouse?

 

[morelikeasong]

How about this... something Secretary-esque but actually sexy

This looks slightly familiar

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

View attachment 2324243

No! No! No! I cannot abide this attack on traditional family values. Important lessons like you can't have dessert unless you clean your plate. Or that ladies never spit. You're really going too far!

 

[Bry1313]

Did anyone watch Carnival Row?

Yeah, did they ever do another season?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think 5e is pure shit. OSR and BECMI is the way to go.

I mean you know, people like what they like. I think there’s better systems for the play experience I’m looking for then 5e. But I’d rather play it with a group I liked than nothing.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I probably shouldn’t have trusted that tattoo artist of Craigslist. But you know, I was gonna sober up eventually so time was of the essence

I used to date a guy who tattooed flames on his own cock and whenever we would plow i would yell “fire in the hole!” lol

 

[Bry1313]

Mom is that you? Two of the pictures I found on my husbands iPad. WTF does this mean???
Mom?
Mom 2

Finally found a link I won’t click

 

[lavendersilk]

@Bry1313 you can keep the cheese and hockey but let me have Secretary. Ok?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I used to date a guy who tattooed flames on his own cock and whenever we would plow i would yell “fire in the hole!” lol

You know, one of the things I like about you, is you could tell me literally anything and I’d be “yup, yup, of course.”

I’m also very gullible but I don’t think you take advantage of that.

 

[base10]

I used to date a guy who tattooed flames on his own cock and whenever we would plow i would yell “fire in the hole!” lol

I can't imagine how awful getting your cock tattoo'd feels

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You know, one of the things I like about you, is you could tell me literally anything and I’d be “yup, yup, of course.”

I’m also very gullible but I don’t think you take advantage of that.

No this is a legit true story. Not to mention that cock was almost 10 inches

I can't imagine how awful getting your cock tattoo'd feels

He did it to himself

 

[Bry1313]

@Bry1313 you can keep the cheese and hockey but let me have Secretary. Ok?

If poop water baths and dates at the laundromat/restaurant are your thing, I won’t take it away from you.