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Probably less off putting than if you’d answered and they went into full on sexting which I think was likely the poorly concealed goal of the PMAfter sharing a pic of my toy collection, an opening message from someone I'd never spoken to before:
"Which one do you use the most??"
"That's a secret known only by me and myself."
"Secrets are meant to be shared
Like, no! No they most definitely are not. You have a grave misconception of the one fundamental trait of a secret.
It was all very off-putting.
I'm used to unwanted approaches, those just roll off of me by now, but such a tenuous grasp of the English language was more than I could stand!Probably less off putting than if you’d answered and they went into full on sexting which I think was likely the poorly concealed goal of the PM
“Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.”
I would do quite well there.
Word. I have a couple that I wish I could have backDo we have a thread for the worst PM you ever sent?
Yeah, get those back. Mine are all about self-flagellation
This sounded vaguely familiar so I did a search and realized I’ve been the lucky recipient of a couple of these messages. I have never talked to him and I was most amused to see the first was sent a few years ago when I wasn’t even active on the Lit boards. Who even knows where he would have gotten my user name?
Is the the guy that sends out the scenario and then asks, "What would you do at this point?"
*Scribbles "pussycunt" into his notebook, right next to sugartits and twatwaffle*
You should start a Literotica Dictionary thread. Don't forget "Dictim".
Meh. I come up with something I think is original just to find out on Urban Dictionary that some other delinquent has already come up with it.You should start a Literotica Dictionary thread. Don't forget "Dictim".
A million and one dollars?
Do we have a thread for the worst PM you ever sent?
No context, no conversation, I'd said nothing anywhere that would insinuate that I was open to the kink...then he got irrationally angry when I declined
The first PM I've ever received remains the worst. A guy asked me if I could jack him off with my feet
“Prick” used in a sexual context makes me immediately think “needle dick”This sounded vaguely familiar so I did a search and realized I’ve been the lucky recipient of a couple of these messages. I have never talked to him and I was most amused to see the first was sent a few years ago when I wasn’t even active on the Lit boards. Who even knows where he would have gotten my user name?
He sent another a year ago and used pussycunt too. It’s such a bizarre word. The one I really dislike is prick though. I enjoy calling some people a prick, like the author of said messages, but I don’t want to hear it in a sexual context. There is nothing sexy about it to me. It’s a diminutive word and if someone uses it while we’re talking I will get dry as the Sahara.
I never get to the end. About 3 or 4 sentences in, when I realise he isn’t prioritising me, I stopped readingIs the the guy that sends out the scenario and then asks, "What would you do at this point?"
I think the second or third time he sent it, I said something like, "Throat punch you."
Never say no straight away. Always waste their time with a few questions:
