🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[InThe312]

I'm nominating @ToPleaseHim for only nominating Jayhole for Wanker of the Week after so recently bring the ban hammer down on poor Dickie, God rest his soul, because she incorrectly thought he was an alt of Jasmine.

 

[InThe312]

Are you telling me it is your turn to win it this week so you want me to nominate you several times or are you nominating me for being a cunt?

Does it really matter? Nominated for being obtuse

 

[StillRain]

But what if it's a quim?

Nominated for making a hard word delicate.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I'm nominating @ToPleaseHim for only nominating Jayhole for Wanker of the Week after so recently bring the ban hammer down on poor Dickie, God rest his soul, because she incorrectly thought he was an alt of Jasmine.

I don’t have a ban hammer, lol.

God, I wish I had a ban hammer, though.

 

[InThe312]

I don’t have a ban hammer, lol.

God, I wish I had a ban hammer, though.

Yeah, but still. Poor Dickie. He was so harmless I stand by my nomination

 

[StillRain]

I'm nominating @ToPleaseHim for only nominating Jayhole for Wanker of the Week after so recently bring the ban hammer down on poor Dickie, God rest his soul, because she incorrectly thought he was an alt of Jasmine.

Dickie really did deserve a WotW before he got the old ban hammer at least.

 

[AmberLGreen]

But what if it's a quim?

It is illegal to say that word in the UK unless you say it with two hairy bollocks in your mouth (one in each cheek)

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Yeah, but still. Poor Dickie. He was so harmless I stand by my nomination

It is especially interesting that, before anyone accused Dickie of being a Jasmine alt, he was trying to provoke AHTQ by calling her the same exact names that Jasmine was. I’m sure sweet innocent Dickie who never talked to anyone before, just came out swinging with AllHailTheCunt, etc, with no history with her. Just this brand new fella.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Does it really matter? Nominated for being obtuse

Nominated for being an argumentative cunt

 

[Xerxes82]

It is illegal to say that word in the UK unless you say it with two hairy bollocks in your mouth (one in each cheek)

I fucking love that country.

 

[JaySecrets]

Sad thing is I'm actually a pretty decent guy and a nice guy who cares about people and genuinely wants the best for people. If you had bothered reading posts besides my posts on the political side... If you had bothered reading my post on The Poetry side of the board and the pieces themselves that I had written, as well as my responses to other people's work, You would find that I'm pretty deeply affected by how others feel... For you to bring the kind of hate and bad behavior and cruelty of language that you have brought to me has been uncalled for and absolutely wrong. I did nothing to you guys. I didn't even interact with you guys. You just decided to start putting my name in your mouth.

 

[InThe312]

First of all, I had never heard of the term alt until you guys started using it. And as far as I knew that term meant someone who has a current ID who is also using another ID in order to cover the original ID while they do suspect behavior. That does not apply to me in any way.

And second I find it interesting that I have not interacted with any of you that keep putting my name in your mouth, yet you seem to think you know everything about me. Leave my name out of your conversations. . period.

@JaySecrets but your name just feels so good in my mouth. Jay...seeeeecretsssss.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don’t have a ban hammer, lol.

God, I wish I had a ban hammer, though.

My gift to you

https://media.tenor.com/nzMvBTFmy4sAAAAM/ban-hammer.gif

 

[JaySecrets]

It is people like you, at least on the forum side, that made me want to leave lit last time I was here. It was people who were quick to judge, quick to hurt, and quick to destroy anybody that they decided they didn't like whether they knew them or not. People like that are toxic. And I am sorry that you are behaving in such a toxic way.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sad thing is I'm actually a pretty decent guy and a nice guy who cares about people and genuinely wants the best for people. If you had bothered reading posts besides my posts on the political side... If you had bothered reading my post on The Poetry side of the board and the pieces themselves that I had written, as well as my responses to other people's work, You would find that I'm pretty deeply affected by how others feel... For you to bring the kind of hate and bad behavior and cruelty of language that you have brought to me has been uncalled for and absolutely wrong. I did nothing to you guys. I didn't even interact with you guys. You just decided to start putting my name in your mouth.

Oh fuck! You have gone and done it now

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh fuck! You have gone and done it now

Check his Politics board posts

 

[AmberLGreen]

Check his Politics board posts

Don’t make me go there

 

[Wand3rlust]

If it is the latter, I think that is a little harsh as I have not been cuntish in any way since my return and seeing as there was no red carpet or trumpet fanfare to announce my return, I think I have treated you cunts pretty well

Well, that aged well...

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Sad thing is I'm actually a pretty decent guy and a nice guy who cares about people and genuinely wants the best for people. If you had bothered reading posts besides my posts on the political side... If you had bothered reading my post on The Poetry side of the board and the pieces themselves that I had written, as well as my responses to other people's work, You would find that I'm pretty deeply affected by how others feel... For you to bring the kind of hate and bad behavior and cruelty of language that you have brought to me has been uncalled for and absolutely wrong. I did nothing to you guys. I didn't even interact with you guys. You just decided to start putting my name in your mouth.

You were pretty forward with women in threads while disregarding the rules of the thread. Quoting women who weren’t the last to post because they weren’t the one you wanted to follow. People here are people, not porn bots who waiting for a stranger to validate them with the sexy talk. Play the games in the threads, but follow the thread rules. Don’t cross the line by saying something to women here that you wouldn’t walk up to them and say in real life. Just existing at Lit isn’t an open invitation for harassment. Plenty of women want to talk about sex here and e-boning is a thing, but it doesn’t just happen because someone who happens to have a penis hits on us in a thread.

Also, reading your posts in the politics board tells me everything I need to know about you and you’re not someone I would want to get to know. In any way. Ever.

 

[InThe312]

Don’t make me go there

Don't. I feel dumber for having done so.

 

[Twistedkink]

You did what I told you so now I fucking own you

Damn!

 

[ToPleaseHim]

It is people like you, at least on the forum side, that made me want to leave lit last time I was here. It was people who were quick to judge, quick to hurt, and quick to destroy anybody that they decided they didn't like whether they knew them or not. People like that are toxic. And I am sorry that you are behaving in such a toxic way.

Good fucking god. You’re a martyr, too?!? Don’t apologize on behalf of other people. We aren’t sorry and don’t need that shit.

 

[StillRain]

It is people like you, at least on the forum side, that made me want to leave lit last time I was here. It was people who were quick to judge, quick to hurt, and quick to destroy anybody that they decided they didn't like whether they knew them or not. People like that are toxic. And I am sorry that you are behaving in such a toxic way.

You are being a little dramatic, yeah?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

It was people who were quick to judge, quick to hurt, and quick to destroy anybody that they decided they didn't like whether they knew them or not.

Kinda like books in libraries, that they don't like?

 

[InThe312]

Nominating @AWonkyDonkey for bringing him here.