Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

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Between a 5 and a 9

Am I going to get nuked if I say 1?

Okay - not one…
Um… oh… gosh, it’s been… whew! Words can’t describe my day… oh my golly!

 

[hotoldrguy]

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Between a 5 and a 9

about a 7 but should hit 9 by tomorrow morning

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I hope

Me too all of a sudden

 

[BrendaBear]

Holy shit… I better go bash my foot into the wall and break a toe or something or you all are going to run me out of town.


Tough crowd!

 

[LupineOne]

And licorice.

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Agreed @crazychemgirl
This is too much. Wipe the slate clean and start over

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Between a 5 and a 9

1 or 2 for me!

Guess you won't be the only one running for your life @BrendaD

 

[morelikeasong]

yep but if you are riding a sweet craving then it is a Fluffernutter

Yes! Fluffernutter supremacy

 

[BrendaBear]

1 or 2 for me!

Guess you won't be the only one running for your life @BrendaD

So, the secret to a decent day, is to develop exceptional smart-assery skills! Got it!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

So, the secret to a decent day, is to develop exceptional smart-assery skills! Got it!

You sssooo got that covered!

But then @crazychemgirl should be having a stupendous day if that were true!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Yes! Fluffernutter supremacy

My very best favorite growing up. In fact, I was eating them before they came up with the name Fluffenutter

 

[BrendaBear]

My very beat favorite growing up. In fact, I was eating them before they came up with the name Fluffenutter

Wait, that is a product? I assumed you were spreading melted butter over her boobs and licking them off..

No?

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[hotoldrguy]

Wait, that is a product? I assumed you were spreading melted butter over her boobs and licking them off..

No?

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Maybe that should have been a question on @crazychemgirl Kink test

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Between a 5 and a 9

1-9, everyday’s like the great space coaster over here.

Have I mentioned how much I hate Private Equity as a business organizational model?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Between a 5 and a 9

Libido: 1
Work: 5
Home: 9

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I was gonna say … who is having car sex???? … I mean, I’ve done it. 100% not worth it. Just fuck me NEXT to the car in the back alley like the lady I fucking am..

When I was married, and pretty early on, my wife and I both worked graveyard (she was a new nurse, and I wanted a shift that matched up). On her days off, she would show up on my lunch break. We had some pretty vigorous car sex.

We had some out-of-car sex as well, until the night the guys on a smoke break at the warehouse beside ours started calling out suggestions as I went down on her on the hood...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Libido: 1
Work: 5
Home: 9

Well that ain’t great. Sorry.

 

[BrendaBear]

We had some out-of-car sex as well, until the night the guys on a smoke break at the warehouse beside ours started calling out suggestions as I went down on her on the hood...

So… you don’t take requests. Got it!

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

Maybe that should have been a question on @crazychemgirl Kink test

I’ll add it to the list when I eventually redo it

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I have tried to explain to people, leprechauns have jobs. It's their drunk cousins, the clurichauns, who end up sleeping on your couch and asking for "a little somethin' to get me over until me next job..."

 

[UnquietDreams]

So… you don’t take requests. Got it!

I had it well in hand. And mouth...

 

[__Nathan1968]

About 20 years ago a state legislator in Massachusetts got mad that his child had been served fluffernutter sandwiches twice for school lunch in a short period time so he introduced legislation limiting the frequency that they could be served to students. There was such an outcry that not only was his bill withdrawn to stop the angry calls to his office, but the opposition party introduced legislation making the Fluffernutter the official state sandwich. It passed almost unanimously.

 

[BodieOhl]

About 20 years ago a state legislator in Massachusetts got mad that his child had been served fluffernutter sandwiches twice for school lunch in a short period time so he introduced legislation limiting the frequency that they could be served to students. There was such an outcry that not only was his bill withdrawn to stop the angry calls to his office, but the opposition party introduced legislation making the Fluffernutter the official state sandwich. It passed almost unanimously.

But that was only yester..., fuck, I'm old.

 

[Bry1313]

I clicked it. You disappoint me.

Agreed, some people here are so disappointing

 

[hotoldrguy]

About 20 years ago a state legislator in Massachusetts got mad that his child had been served fluffernutter sandwiches twice for school lunch in a short period time so he introduced legislation limiting the frequency that they could be served to students. There was such an outcry that not only was his bill withdrawn to stop the angry calls to his office, but the opposition party introduced legislation making the Fluffernutter the official state sandwich. It passed almost unanimously.

Of course Fluff is made in Somerville! There is even a festival
https://www.flufffestival.com/

 

[BrendaBear]

Agreed, some people here are so disappointing

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