Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Regret? No. Things I’d have probably done a little differently if given the chance? Certainly.

Different setting on the vibrator? I hear you with that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm slightly confused because I can't remember who I've told what on here. But, I wish I knew a plumber and a carpenter and heck even a candlestick maker at this point.

I'd settle for an accountant if given the opportunity...

I was just making fun of the bad cybersex.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Do you know what I mean when I say “accountant” ??accountant

I'm not caught up, are we talking about the accountant that helps me do my "taxes"?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Apparently not

It’s ok … don’t worry about it.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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It's all fun and games until Grandma 'donates'.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Do you know what I mean when I say “accountant” ??

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s ok … don’t worry about it.

Well I wasn’t but now I am. Sheesh.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am craving a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[BrendaBear]

It’s ok … don’t worry about it.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am craving a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

Always a good choice

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[hotoldrguy]

Always a good choice

yep but if you are riding a sweet craving then it is a Fluffernutter

 

[Deleted member 1498366]

I was gonna say … who is having car sex???? … I mean, I’ve done it. 100% not worth it. Just fuck me NEXT to the car in the back alley like the lady I fucking am..

Not now but when my partner and I first got together... we had a decent amount of car sex in the work parking lot

anything you’ve done in 2024 that you already regret?

Spending too much money in general.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

yep but if you are riding a sweet craving then it is a Fluffernutter

Man I grew up in the porn capital of the U.S., don’t need to tell about Fluffer nuttings…

Oh wait….nvm

 

[lavendersilk]

I am craving a peanut butter and jam sandwich

I hope

 

[BrendaBear]

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[crazychemgirl]

I forgot there was a thing as cinnamon toothpaste

 

[__Nathan1968]

I forgot there was a thing as cinnamon toothpaste

And licorice.

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[crazychemgirl]

And licorice.

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What is wrong with the world???!!!


*nukes the whole planet in rage

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Between a 5 and a 9

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What is wrong with the world???!!!


*nukes the whole planet in rage

Well there goes my grand plan of seducing you wearing edible licorice boxers....

 

[lavendersilk]

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Between a 5 and a 9

5. I'm slightly deflated but still up.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is wrong with the world???!!!


*nukes the whole planet in rage

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