What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my 'OMG the stupid man cannot read the thread starter" t-shirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my “what Cindy said” t shirt.

 

[Rj_1954]

Corrected my earlier post because I'm an idiot

Not wearing my I'm with stupid t-shit
All arrows point to me

 

[AuntieDisco]

What part of Canada are you from? Time zones are difficult for me and I don't want to message you in the middle of night, not that it matters anyway.

I’m in London UK these days vacationing. Left same time as your birthday

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a “Where is my Jester???” T shirt.

Just as well… I know where he is…

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a Village People outfit. I just can't decide...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm not wearing a Village People outfit. I just can't decide...

I call dibs on the native costume!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a florescent colored thong

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a florescent colored thong

…because you are running around the house naked again… which wouldn’t really bother me but why do you always do it singing “Freebird” so loud?



I am not wearing my bondage hood with ear buds.

 

[hotoldrguy]

…because you are running around the house naked again… which wouldn’t really bother me but why do you always do it singing “Freebird” so loud?



I am not wearing my bondage hood with ear buds.

What's wrong with Freebird?

I am not wearing Brenda's bondage hood either because...Freebird

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing my "Keep your opinions to yourself Cindy" t-shirt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my "Keep your opinions to yourself Cindy" t-shirt.

Good thing… I am going out on a limb here… I doubt you would follow that, or read your shirt to remind yourself.

I am not wearing any nylon hose… and my legs are cold…

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing a full baseball uniform and reporting to spring training today.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I am not wearing my Batman costume with swimming trunks over it….but only because the surfing in Ohio sucks.

But are you wearing a utility belt with shark repellent?

 

[EricaLynch]

I am not wearing any nylon hose… and my legs are cold…

I'm not either.... unfortunately...love nylon.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing slippersocks

 

[LustyScribe]

…because you are running around the house naked again… which wouldn’t really bother me but why do you always do it singing “Freebird” so loud?



I am not wearing my bondage hood with ear buds.

I am not wearing Brenda's ear buds.
As to the matter of the bondage hood, on the advise of counsel, I would like to invoke my 5th Amendment rights...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

This T-shirt

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[BrendaBear]

This T-shirt

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I am pretty sure I need one of these too…

 

[Bambear99]

I’m not wearing my spandex bicyclist outfit for increased aerodynamics.

 

[Treeview]

Never...no..not...nada...a cockcage

 

[Bambear99]

But are you wearing a utility belt with shark repellent?

I always carry my shark repellent after moving to Ohio. The sharks here like to masquerade as Amish, so you never know if you’re about to encounter a hammerhead or a guy named Eli who’s simply holding a hammer.

 

[BrendaBear]

I always carry my shark repellent after moving to Ohio. The sharks here like to masquerade as Amish, so you never know if you’re about to encounter a hammerhead or a guy named Eli who’s simply holding a hammer.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/GT_X9tpMeUcAAAAC/landshark-gilda.gif

 

[Bambear99]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/GT_X9tpMeUcAAAAC/landshark-gilda.gif

That’s how the Jehovah’s Witnesses sharks get you. We don’t have many of those around here, thankfully.

 

[Trubbycat]

That’s how the Jehovah’s Witnesses sharks get you. We don’t have many of those around here, thankfully.

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