Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.

Well… they can buy a good dildo… or three…

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’re following a plan?

I love plans. Lists. Order. Have we not met?

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re following a plan?

No, she’s blazing a trail!

Oops… spouted too soon..

 

[Apisto42]

Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.

Good points. I was joking above of course. There’s no fucking way I could have stayed married for this long if her personality wasn’t amazing.

The fact that her body is a perfect fit is just a bonus.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well… they can buy a good dildo… or three…

I didn’t have triple penetration by dildos on my 2024 bingo card

 

[Apisto42]

I love plans. Lists. Order. Have we not met?

Let me show you my color coded spreadsheets…

 

[Bbl87]

Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.

Eh, dick size, there's surgeries if you're desperate enough.

 

[Bbl87]

I didn’t have triple penetration by dildos on my 2024 bingo card

Then what are you doing with your life? Jeez.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Let me show you my colour coded spreadsheets…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well shit. Looks like I need to actually work on developing some personality. Because my big girthy dick ain't getting me anywhere any time soon.

Here. FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eh, dick size, there's surgeries if you're desperate enough.

I mean… yeah… but it’s unlikely a guy is going from 3” to 10” via surgery

 

[Bbl87]

I mean… yeah… but it’s unlikely a guy is going from 3” to 10” via surgery

Valid point. And to be fair I never want a knife anywhere near my one eyed soldier. The surgery to make him shoot blanks was quite close enough.

Here. FIFY

Rumors.

 

[lavendersilk]

Of?

Your bank account, duh!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Such a rule follower. I love it when things go according to plan.

I take directions really well

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your bank account, duh!

If a guy has a micropenis the LEAST he can do is make up for it in millions of dollars so I don’t have to work for a living and can fuck all the ladies while he watches.

I mean … what?

 

[Bbl87]

Your bank account, duh!

Ummmmmm, if I'm trying to make myself more attractive, that's a hard fail. Us lowly government peons don't see the same scratch the politicians do.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Eh, dick size, there's surgeries if you're desperate enough.

Are you getting a reduction?

 

[Bbl87]

If a guy has a micropenis the LEAST he can do is make up for it in millions of dollars so I don’t have to work for a living and can fuck all the ladies while he watches.

I mean … what?

I mean, I don't have a micropenis or millions of dollars, but as long as I can watch, that's not too bad of a deal.

 

[BrendaBear]

I mean… yeah… but it’s unlikely a guy is going from 3” to 10” via surgery

So, they can’t just medically attach my favorite dildo?

That’s so rude! Sheesh!

 

[Bbl87]

Are you getting a reduction?

Hell no. My wife would want MORE if anything else. I'm not gonna use the word size queen but...

 

[MedicalMuse]

MUSE!!!!

It feels like I haven’t seen you in forever!

Been a little busy

 

[Bbl87]

Been a little busy

All the more meaningful for you to grace us with your presence.

 

[Trubbycat]

Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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For me…
5,4,1,3,2

Is the correct answer.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have never been more glad to have a full ten inches. You ladies are hard to please