BrendaBear
Feral Brat Princess
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Well… they can buy a good dildo… or three…Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.





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Well… they can buy a good dildo… or three…Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.
I love plans. Lists. Order. Have we not met?You’re following a plan?
No, she’s blazing a trail!You’re following a plan?
Good points. I was joking above of course. There’s no fucking way I could have stayed married for this long if her personality wasn’t amazing.Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.
I didn’t have triple penetration by dildos on my 2024 bingo cardWell… they can buy a good dildo… or three…![]()
Let me show you my color coded spreadsheets…I love plans. Lists. Order. Have we not met?
Eh, dick size, there's surgeries if you're desperate enough.Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.
Then what are you doing with your life? Jeez.I didn’t have triple penetration by dildos on my 2024 bingo card
Here. FIFYWell shit. Looks like I need to actually work on developing some personality. Because my big girthy dick ain't getting me anywhere any time soon.![]()
I mean… yeah… but it’s unlikely a guy is going from 3” to 10” via surgeryEh, dick size, there's surgeries if you're desperate enough.
I mean… yeah… but it’s unlikely a guy is going from 3” to 10” via surgery
Rumors.Here. FIFY
I take directions really wellSuch a rule follower. I love it when things go according to plan.![]()
If a guy has a micropenis the LEAST he can do is make up for it in millions of dollars so I don’t have to work for a living and can fuck all the ladies while he watches.Your bank account, duh!![]()
Ummmmmm, if I'm trying to make myself more attractive, that's a hard fail. Us lowly government peons don't see the same scratch the politicians do.Your bank account, duh!![]()
Are you getting a reduction?Eh, dick size, there's surgeries if you're desperate enough.
I mean, I don't have a micropenis or millions of dollars, but as long as I can watch, that's not too bad of a deal.If a guy has a micropenis the LEAST he can do is make up for it in millions of dollars so I don’t have to work for a living and can fuck all the ladies while he watches.
I mean … what?
So, they can’t just medically attach my favorite dildo?I mean… yeah… but it’s unlikely a guy is going from 3” to 10” via surgery
Hell no. My wife would want MORE if anything else.Are you getting a reduction?
Been a little busyMUSE!!!!
It feels like I haven’t seen you in forever!![]()
All the more meaningful for you to grace us with your presence.Been a little busy![]()
Looks can be altered, money can be earned…. But dick size and personality … not much you can do if you don’t have either.
Is the correct answer.