What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Rj_1954 ’s kinky Bugs Bunny costume.

 

[Bambear99]

I am not wearing @Rj_1954 ’s kinky Bugs Bunny costume.

Perfect! That matches the brown baggy Elmer Fudd gear that I’m not wearing.

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing @Rj_1954 ’s kinky Bugs Bunny costume.

WHY, I LOVE THAT COSTUME...

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not Wearing a Monkey Suits.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the Road Runner costume, I couldn't keep up with myself

 

[BrendaBear]

Perfect! That matches the brown baggy Elmer Fudd gear that I’m not wearing.

But but… then why are you still sneaking around behind me and following me? Is it because I am not wearing an overcoat over my black leather bondage dress, stockings, heels, leather cuffs and collar?

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing the Road Runner costume, I couldn't keep up with myself

… nobody can keep up with you… except your saintly wife.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Not wearing Crinkle Adult Diapers.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a slinky cocktail waitress outfit.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing the Road Runner costume, I couldn't keep up with myself

Meep Meep

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm not wearing matching socks..who has time to sit there and match fuckin socks?

 

[Bambear99]

But but… then why are you still sneaking around behind me and following me? Is it because I am not wearing an overcoat over my black leather bondage dress, stockings, heels, leather cuffs and collar?

I must confess to enjoying a good rear view while definitely not wearing a trench coat with only pant legs from knees to ankles underneath.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Reading Glasses

 

[Rj_1954]

Inch thick reading glasses, otherwise I'm nearly blind.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing any socks, or anything else for that matter

 

[ABiGuy84]

Socks since 2014.

 

[BrendaBear]

Inch thick reading glasses, otherwise I'm nearly blind.

So… you are not wearing the glasses, and… you are blind? Is your wife reading this to you then?

I am not wearing my “ACME super spy, track what RJ is doing” glasses.

 

[BrendaBear]

Socks since 2014.

Well, that is a long time to not do your laundry. I would have thought you might just buy a new pair if they were lost…

I rarely wear socks… and am not wearing any now.

 

[ABiGuy84]

So… you are not wearing the glasses, and… you are blind? Is your wife reading this to you then?

I am not wearing my ACME super spy, track what RJ is doing glasses.

I take it you are not wearing the ACME Rocket on your back either?


I'm not wearing a Kilt

 

[Rj_1954]

So… you are not wearing the glasses, and… you are blind? Is your wife reading this to you then?

I am not wearing my “ACME super spy, track what RJ is doing” glasses.

I had cataract surgery, so I don't really need glasses...

 

[Rj_1954]

It's freezing out and I'm not sticking my penis to a flag pole

 

[ABiGuy84]

It's freezing out and I'm not sticking my penis to a flag pole

Also, I recommend not stick your butt other.




Not wearing Jeans

 

[Rj_1954]

I can't think of something that I'm not wearing

 

[ABiGuy84]

I can't think of something that I'm not wearing

So you have on your Radiation Suit?

Me, not wearing Blindfold.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

For the first time in over 72 hours no pajama pants.